Misheard lyrics

[Schrodinger'sMeerkat]

The Smiths- "This Charming Man"
Real lyrics-"a jumped-up pantry boy"

What I heard: "a drugged-up country boy"

 

[Punk_M0nitor]

... Need I say more?

 

[a sleepy kitty]

WE'RE GOING DOWN DOEN EN UH LEUGH LEE LOUUU RAAAA

IN SUGAR WE'RE GOIN DOWN SWINGING

 

[Schrodinger'sMeerkat]

His Eye is on The Sparrow...
Actual lyrics
"When Jesus is my portion".
What I heard
"When Jesus is my Porsche"

 

[Foxridley]

Send My Love (To Your New Lover) by Adele

Actual lyrics: "Send my love to your new lover"

What I heard: "Get a little left hand love"

It was noisy when I heard it.

 

[Marius Merganser]

Bruce Springsteen's "The Rising"

Actual lyrics: "Come on up for the rising. Come on up, lay your hands in mine."

What I heard: "Sign on up for Verizon. Sign on up for Verizon tonight."

 

[Schrodinger'sMeerkat]

Bruce Springsteen's "Blinded By The Light"
Real Lyrics: Revved up like a deuce
What I heard: "wrapped up like a douche"

 

[Baron Tredegar]

Plain White Ts "Hey there Delilah"
Real Lyrics: "Oh, its what you do to me"
What I heard: "Gnomes, what'd you do to me?"

 

[Schrodinger'sMeerkat]

Not mine but someone I knew told me:

"Flora's Secret" by Enya
Real Lyrics: "
Winter Chanterelle lies Under cover Glory-of-the-sun in blue"
What they heard: "hope to train a jedi undercover with the help of sonic poop"

 

[a sleepy kitty]

Dirty Deeds by AC/DC

Real lyrics:
"Dirty deeds, and they're done dirt cheap."
What they heard:
"Thirty thieves, and the thunder chief."

 

[a sleepy kitty]

Also this:

 

[Schrodinger'sMeerkat]

Dirty Deeds by AC/DC

Real lyrics:
"Dirty deeds, and they're done dirt cheap."
What they heard:
"Thirty thieves, and the thunder chief."

I head "dirty deeds and the dunder genie"

 

[Xitheon]

Hotel California - Eagles

The real lyrics: "There were voices in the corridor."

I heard: "There were horses in the corridor."

 

[Crimcyan]

Tom petty, running down a dream
heard: bite my ass
Actual: rubbed my eyes

Sloan, money city maniacs:
Heard: body covered in goat jizz
Actual: Body was covered in coke fizz

 

[Sodasats20]

Lady Gaga: po-po-po-po-po-po-po-po-poker face
My 10 year old brain: boo-boo-boo-boo-boo-boo-boo-boo-booger face

 

[Punk_M0nitor]

His Eye is on The Sparrow...
Actual lyrics
"When Jesus is my portion".
What I heard
"When Jesus is my Porsche"

He didn’t just take the wheel. He took the whole car

 

[Schrodinger'sMeerkat]

He didn’t just take the wheel. He took the whole car

LAMO

 

[Funeralprime]

Hotel California - Eagles

The real lyrics: "There were voices in the corridor."

I heard: "There were horses in the corridor."

this and also un chinito pecando (a little chinese guy sinning) instead of 'then she lit up a candle'

 

[Baron Tredegar]

The real lyrics: Despacito
What I heard: Dance by the sea

 

[Kumali]

Grateful Dead: Truckin'
Real lyrics: flashing marquees out on Main Street
What I heard: flashing my keys out on Main Street

 

[a sleepy kitty]

Real lyrics: "Hit me with your best shot."
What I heard: "Hit me with your pet shark."

 

[Woozle]

Giraffes in the air. Speaks for itself.

"I believe that the hotdogs go on."

 

[Frank Gulotta]

Ohhh nooo not enough noodle. The nightly seed is losing another bassist.

 

[Amepix]

misheard lyrics: Leather pants dipped in honey
Actual lyrics: Leather and lace, kicking some booty

The song: Sonic CD theme, known as You Can Do Anything or Toot Toot Sonic Warrior

 

[Kit H. Ruppell]

"Dookie love? Are you sure?"