OH SHI-

[Bloodshot_Eyes]

I... have a plan... to have the most horrific nightmare possible.

I looked up what causes nightmares... I stayed up all night last night (explaining why it's difficult to concentrate on typing... or forming a post that doesn't look like the product of an aspie, down-syndrome monkey).
Today, I'm gonna watch scary movie after scary movie. Then I'm gonna eat a LOT of spicy foods. Then I'll find some fucked up "When you see it, you'll shit bricks" things on the net... after doing that all day today, I will sleep...

You may think this is a stupid plan, and it is... (it was conceived on a sleepless night)

I don't know why I'm sharing this...
I'm gonna' stop typing...




...now...
...Okay... now...

 

[Atrak]

I should try that.

But I never have nightmares.

Scary movies don't scare me.

I can go on little/no sleep for a couple of weeks.

FFFFFFFFF-

This might be harder for me than it will be for you.

 

[Bloodshot_Eyes]

I should try that.

But I never have nightmares.

Scary movies don't scare me.

I can go on little/no sleep for a couple of weeks.

FFFFFFFFF-

This might be harder for me than it will be for you.

Most of the time I don't remember my dreams... this may be for naught...

 

[xcliber]

Hate to put a knife in you plan, but with all that planning, you're going to be thinking about it well into your sleep, so by the time you actually have the nightmare, you'll realize that your plan worked, and that you're dreaming at which point, you'll probably just wake up before anything scary has a chance to happen. :-/

Edit:
Or it will become a lucid dream in which an epic battle ensues between you and whatever scares you in your nightmare.

 

[Atrak]

Hate to put a knife in you plan, but with all that planning, you're going to be thinking about it well into your sleep, so by the time you actually have the nightmare, you'll realize that your plan worked, and that you're dreaming at which point, you'll probably just wake up before anything scary has a chance to happen. :-/

I have the ability to enact a plan without thinking about it.

 

[Bloodshot_Eyes]

Hate to put a knife in you plan, but with all that planning, you're going to be thinking about it well into your sleep, so by the time you actually have the nightmare, you'll realize that your plan worked, and that you're dreaming at which point, you'll probably just wake up before anything scary has a chance to happen. :-/

Edit:
Or it will become a lucid dream in which an epic battle ensues between you and whatever scares you in your nightmare.

I already stated this was an ill-conceived plan...

 

[Atrak]

I already stated this was an ill-conceived plan...

Stand-up comedian tip:

Never tell your audience that your act won't be funny.

They'll believe you.

 

[Bloodshot_Eyes]

Stand-up comedian tip:

Never tell your audience that your act won't be funny.

They'll believe you.

Give me a break I haven't slept all night >.<
... 'sall part of the plan...

 

[Atrak]

Give me a break I haven't slept all night >.<
... 'sall part of the plan...

But who's plan?

 

[Bloodshot_Eyes]

But who's plan?

I assume it was mine...


...the staying up part may not have helped though... I can't stop laughing...

 

[Atrak]

I assume it was mine...


...the staying up part may not have helped though... I can't stop laughing...

You are still clueless.

 

[Bloodshot_Eyes]

You are still clueless.

Care to elaborate?

 

[TashkentFox]

My dreams are fucked up enough as it is.

 

[Atrak]

Care to elaborate?

This plan has been going on since before you had your first nightmare.

You think that you're going to, at most, have a bad dream.

Heh.

Heh heh.

The truth is worse.

 

[Bloodshot_Eyes]

This plan has been going on since before you had your first nightmare.

You think that you're going to, at most, have a bad dream.

Heh.

Heh heh.

The truth is worse.

Yes, keep saying stuff like that. Freak me out... I should rent a movie... recommend any scary movies?

 

[TashkentFox]

Yes, keep saying stuff like that. Freak me out... I should rent a movie... recommend any scary movies?

Anything starring Christopher Lee, The Wicker Man might be a good choice.

 

[Bloodshot_Eyes]

Anything starring Christopher Lee, The Wicker Man might be a good choice.

All right! I've been waiting to waste this Blockbuster gift card since Christmas...

 

[Atrak]

Yes, keep saying stuff like that. Freak me out... I should rent a movie... recommend any scary movies?

I don't get scared by movies, so I don't really know which are scarier.

Try one that is set at a Furry Con.

 

[Bloodshot_Eyes]

I don't get scared by movies, so I don't really know which are scarier.

Try one that is set at a Furry Con.

lol
How 'bout ones with disturbing concepts or loads of gore?

 

[Atrak]

lol
How 'bout ones with disturbing concepts or loads of gore?

The Hills Have Eyes.

The original Texas Chainsaw Massacre.

Wrong Turn.

Other inbred hillbilly movies.

Btw, the Chainsaw Massacre actually happened in the North, not in Texas.

 

[TashkentFox]

Deliverance.

 

[Bloodshot_Eyes]

The Hills Have Eyes.

The original Texas Chainsaw Massacre.

Wrong Turn.

Other inbred hillbilly movies.

Speaking of inbred hillbilly movies I kinda' wanna watch "Storm Warning" again...

Also, I just Googled "Camel spider"...

 

[Atrak]

Deliverance.

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[Atrak]

Speaking of inbred hillbilly movies I kinda' wanna watch "Storm Warning" again...

Also, I just Googled "Camel spider"...

Ah, the Iraqi pic.

Dancing Outlaw.

You should watch the documentary.

It's disturbing to most because it's real.

 

[ValiantWolf]

lol
How 'bout ones with disturbing concepts or loads of gore?

Most movies with lots of gore really aren't that scary or idk maybe that's just me.