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Chill Ass Dragon Dude.
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Simo

Professional Watermelon Farmer
Poor @KiaraTC : Southern cookin' will never be the same : P
 

Simo

Professional Watermelon Farmer
I've made a fursona out of this today ^^

Careful, now! Paula Deen might be payin' you a visit!

(Also, they are pretty cute)
 

Simo

Professional Watermelon Farmer
Paula Deen?

She was a southern TV chef/cookbook author who sorta fell from grace a few years back. But don't worry, I think her restaurant is in Savannah, GA, so you should be safe.
 
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BahgDaddy

Guest
She was a southern TV chef/cookbook author who sorta fell from grace a few years back. But don't worry, I think her restaurant is in Savannah, GA, so you should be safe.

Didn't she say something like "of course" it was a black person who'd mugged her? :D
 
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Kiaara

Guest
Oh, must be one of those math word problems. "If Jennifer eats one square foot of mattress every day, and she goes to a mattress store for two weeks, calculate how long it would take to find Jennifer a psychiatrist."
Its from my strange addiction, lol
 

Simo

Professional Watermelon Farmer
Oh, must be one of those math word problems. "If Jennifer eats one square foot of mattress every day, and she goes to a mattress store for two weeks, calculate how long it would take to find Jennifer a psychiatrist."

Depends on if Jennifer has insurance, how good her insurance is, and how much money Jennifer has. But the outlook is bleak.
 

Simo

Professional Watermelon Farmer
Screw it. The mattresses are probably cheaper.

Yep, just a matter of finding non-toxic mattresses. Or, ones that have been discarded due to bed bugs.
 
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