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Telnac

Fundamentalist Heretic

Telnac

Fundamentalist Heretic
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Massan Otter

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How did the gig go?

It went OK, though it was a longer set than we usually do, so the trumpet and vocals were definitely feeling it by the end of the gig. I'm fortunate playing guitar in that band - it's way less physically demanding. I've gotten out of the habit of doing things that start after midnight though.
Been dog-awakened, now back in bed and preparing for a further snooze...
 
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Deleted member 82554

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If reality really is just a figment of our imagination, then how is an orangutan still president? Because in any decent reality, he wouldn't be.
 
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Massan Otter

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What would an orang-utan's policies be like, I wonder? Socially liberal, big on the environment and conservation, that sort of thing...
 
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Deleted member 82554

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If an orang-utan were president your country would be in a much better state. Unfortunately you've got a human instead.
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Here's another.

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And America ain't my country (thank fuck for that).
 
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Massan Otter

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And America ain't my country (thank fuck for that).

If you're in the UK, I'm not always certain about the humanity of our Prime Minister either. When she laughs it looks so strange and forced that I can't help but imagine her as some form of shapeshifting extraterrestrial who has heard about humour but hasn't quite grasped its purpose.
 
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backpawscratcher

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What would an orang-utan's policies be like, I wonder? Socially liberal, big on the environment and conservation, that sort of thing...
They'd just stare happily at their own reflections and hang around being all placid and stuff. Not an ounce of malevolence in them. Beautiful souls.
 

MetroFox2

Resident Stone Age Fox
If you're in the UK, I'm not always certain about the humanity of our Prime Minister either. When she laughs it looks so strange and forced that I can't help but imagine her as some form of shapeshifting extraterrestrial who has heard about humour but hasn't quite grasped its purpose.

Not to mention how she quietly backs down from promises after squandering all the money on a failed power grab.
 
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If you're in the UK, I'm not always certain about the humanity of our Prime Minister either. When she laughs it looks so strange and forced that I can't help but imagine her as some form of shapeshifting extraterrestrial who has heard about humour but hasn't quite grasped its purpose.

Note, ain't British, either. I live in what you'd call one of those little backwater countries. And I highly doubt she's one of those lizard-people the conspiracy nuts rag on about.

Looks nothing like each other. He's more fox coloured.

Clearly you need glasses.
 
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