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Majesty Sidus

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Black Burn said:
You've fell asleep here in cold... Maybe you will return to a bunker on a couch? You're a little bit heavier than me and I can't carry you...
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*sniffs* Yup. Ok. *gets up and drags myself to the bunker, flopping on the couch and immediately falling back asleep.*
 
DarkoKavinsky

DarkoKavinsky

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I'm disappointed by the lack of sex dungeons in creepy bunkers. Seriously wouldn't that be the first thing you put in before you stock up on food and end of the world goodies? If the world is ending chances are you're going to need to find some way to keep yourself entertained and lets face it playing cards and monopoly will only go so far (actually monopoly might reduce your life expectancy.) And if you do have a partner the binding time in a sound proof room would be nice..

Or if you don't have a partner you could just flog yourself and cry yourself until you pass out from exhaustion or blood loss as the nuclear Apocalypse goes on and you're still alone.

Better hope that mutated tribal chick has interests in you. though the debate is out if that third breast is a tumor or an actual breast.
 
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backpawscratcher

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DarkoKavinsky said:
I'm disappointed by the lack of sex dungeons in creepy bunkers. Seriously wouldn't that be the first thing you put in before you stock up on food and end of the world goodies? If the world is ending chances are you're going to need to find some way to keep yourself entertained and lets face it playing cards and monopoly will only go so far (actually monopoly might reduce your life expectancy.) And if you do have a partner the binding time in a sound proof room would be nice..

Or if you don't have a partner you could just flog yourself and cry yourself until you pass out from exhaustion or blood loss as the nuclear Apocalypse goes on and you're still alone.

Better hope that mutated tribal chick has interests in you. though the debate is out if that third breast is a tumor or an actual breast.
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I'd immediately be installing a hydroponic farm as the nukes rained down. Then I'd swing around in the trees that would grow.

And the mutated triple breasted tribal chick could make me tea from the leaves we'd harvest between the trees, although only on alternate occasions of course. Our new two-person, five-breasted society would be very egalitarian between the sexes. I'd make her tea too.

Don't ask where we'd get the milk though. Better not to think about that.
 
Rystren

Rystren

Call me FLUuFFFFEH || The Original Floater
Okami_No_Heishi said:
Sounds fun! One day I hope to talk Mrs bhutrflai into taking me to a FurCon. There is a big one here in Atlanta. FWA!
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It would be interesting if I managed to make it and run into you
 
Astus

Astus

Well Known Foxxo
Blahhhhh
 
Astus

Astus

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For some reason, every once in a while these random people from NY come into our store and use the bathroom. And at the end one of them will ask for advice or if we have some sort of food or something, and try to divert attention away from the bathroom... and nothing in the store is missing afterwards... it's just so odd
 
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Okami_No_Heishi

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Astusthefox said:
For some reason, every once in a while these random people from NY come into our store and use the bathroom. And at the end one of them will ask for advice or if we have some sort of food or something, and try to divert attention away from the bathroom... and nothing in the store is missing afterwards... it's just so odd
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Odd like us Furries?:D
 
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