TheLaughingLion1
Just a jovial lion...
Sounds good, got any left over?
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P_Dragon
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Welp...I give up. You got me on that one ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
stimpy
I'm only a minor alcoholic
took me 10 minuets but i got it. heheh
I would if I was the one eating it, it just smelt like it. next time I have cat food for lunch I'll be sure to save you some
DarkoKavinsky
ʎʇʇɐq ʇıq ɐ
All y'all need Odin.
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BahgDaddy
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Missile installation?
Mudman2001
Wolf of Many Talents
Figured I would pop in and hi, got busy watching a new anime yesterday and had to "adult" today....*sighs*
P_Dragon
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Getting colder....I think. Maybe.
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Okami_No_Heishi
Guest
Yall Need Furry Jesus!!!
P_Dragon
Well-Known Member
Yall are like the Jehovah's Witnesses and the Mormons over here. Get off my property dammit!
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Okami_No_Heishi
Guest
Hey everybody!!
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Okami_No_Heishi
Guest
Adulting does suck sometimes!
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BahgDaddy
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stimpy
I'm only a minor alcoholic
g'day
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BahgDaddy
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P_Dragon
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GAH. I had an inkling about that, but I've never heard it put that way. Lort. You definitely need JeebusDelivering the package.
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Okami_No_Heishi
Guest
That moment, as the Jehovah Witness hands you the pamplet about war and the end times, you look them straight in the eye and say, "You do realize your God is the cause of the world's problems?" and they take their pamplet back and walk away.
TheLaughingLion1
Just a jovial lion...
Fun fact: if you answer the door in your boxer briefs, they immediately leave and never return.
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BahgDaddy
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Epic comeback sir
P_Dragon
Well-Known Member
HOLY MOLY. Damn. As much as I want to, I don't think I can be rude enough to use that one. But I'm going remember it anyways.
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Okami_No_Heishi
Guest
I used to like talking with the Witnesses. But now they send these really super old folks and I cant be mean to them. Bhutrflai accidentally let my two dogs out last time and about gave them both a heart attack!
stimpy
I'm only a minor alcoholic
or if you answer the door with a bad dragon toy in your mouth
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Okami_No_Heishi
Guest
bhutrflai
Okami The Wolf is my crazy half!
"Accidently" letting your puppers out of the house when the JWs are on the porch works too. The pups had the old couple pinned to the wall, scared out of their minds. But our doggos never touched them, just raised all kinds of holy hell at them, crazy barking with all their hackles up!! Only lasted about 3 seconds, but it made an impression for sure! Told pups to get in the damn house, and they went right inside. The JWs stayed gone for over a year.
Edit: you'll learn soon enough that Okami & I share a brain. We were typing these at the same time without saying a word about it.
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BahgDaddy
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I think the only line I would draw would be outright chasing them with a gun. Anything below that is fair game.