I've personally always wanted to open the door to one of those religious types with nothing on but my ussr hat leather pants overcoat and my snake around my neck. There were some days I'd used to get visible scratch marks down my chest.
I always would have loved to see the reaction of them.
Either that or just answer the door with a dog gimp mask on. Yes I have one of those ex bought it for 2 dollars our plan was to make a fur suit head out of it.
Really glad my folks didn't find that when they were digging about my shit.