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[stimpy]

Come take a bath if you like. It’s still sort of warm, and it looks like the fleas all drowned.

*awkwardly smiles* "I'll pass thanks"

 

[backpawscratcher]

*gets out of bathtub and vigorously shakes 55 gallons of water off onto everyone and everything*

*watches everyone else in the room shake too*

 

[Deleted member 82554]

American authorities really seem to have a stick up their ass about Huawei lately, advising people to not use their phones. I say fuck them I do what I want.

 

[TheLaughingLion1]

*slinks out of the room, a bit wetter than when he entered*

 

[BahgDaddy]

*stands in front of massive blow dryer and gets fur completely blown backwards*

 

[stimpy]

*stands in front of massive blow dryer and gets fur completely blown backwards*

*sneakily puts hair dryer on max*

 

[backpawscratcher]

*stands in front of massive blow dryer and gets fur completely blown backwards*

I hope you don’t mean me there.

 

[Massan Otter]

*stands by with a big brush and an industrial sized can of Elnett Extra Hold*

 

[Simo]

*intervenes, by putting the wolf's hair in some 50 large, pink foam curlers*

Now he'll have a much different coat!

 

[backpawscratcher]

*intervenes, by putting the wolf's hair in some 50 large, pink foam curlers*

Now he'll have much different coat!

*gets out foils and starts highlighting*

 

[stimpy]

*brings in boom box and starts playing fashion montage music*

 

[BahgDaddy]

I hope you don’t mean me there.

Only if you want it... it's really hot

*stands by with a big brush and an industrial sized can of Elnett Extra Hold*

Ooh, style me up!

 

[Black Burn]

*stretches paws*

 

[BahgDaddy]

*intervenes, by putting the wolf's hair in some 50 large, pink foam curlers*

Now he'll have a much different coat!

Now we're talking! Love the pink!

 

[Simo]

Ooh, style me up!

Oh, we will, don't worry! Hope you don't mind this Poodle Perm we're working on. : P

 

[BahgDaddy]

Oh, we will, don't worry! Hope you don't mind this Poodle Perm we're working on. : P

Errrmm.... :/

 

[backpawscratcher]

Errrmm.... :/

*keeps brushing on bleach*

Oh, am I supposed to use 60%?

*tries to push hair back into follicles*

 

[Simo]

Errrmm.... :/

Your new curly coat will be all the rage among wolves! Nevermind that you may also look like the wolf version of Barbara Streisand)

 

[backpawscratcher]

Your new curly coat will be all the rage among wolves! Nevermind that you may also look like the wolf version of Barbara Streisand)

Don’t want to panic anyone but might need a bit of help here.

 

[Black Burn]

Look I already feel good in my uniform...

 

[Simo]

Don’t want to panic anyone but might need a bit of help here.

Too much bleach? Looks like we might be needing a wig, here.

 

[stimpy]

Too much bleach? Looks like we might be needing a wig, here.

looks fine to me, if anything needs more bleach

 

[Black Burn]

*lies down in his old Polish People's Army uniform and watches*

 

[Massan Otter]

Too much bleach? Looks like we might be needing a wig, here.

I have just the thing!

 

[Ravofox]

How about some Miracle Medical Solution, the bleach naturopaths say can cure everything!!