Open Chat

[BahgDaddy]

*admires self in mirror while he gets all the attentions*

 

[Ravofox]

*drinks the MMS* the burning means it's working :V

 

[backpawscratcher]

*admires self in mirror while he gets all the attentions*

Time for a pedicure now. @Massan Otter , you’re up!

 

[Massan Otter]

Front or back paws?

 

[BahgDaddy]

 

[Ravofox]

A cat's worst nightmare, a bath and cucumbers

 

[BahgDaddy]

A cat's worst nightmare, a bath and cucumbers

Yeah but you're a fox! *throws the fox in the bathtub*

 

[Black Burn]

*goes to the bathtub and eats cucumbers*

 

[backpawscratcher]

Front or back paws?

ALL THE PAWS

 

[Massan Otter]

*lays in salon chair, on back, all four paws sticking up*

Bring it on! I'm sure I'll look fabulous...

 

[stimpy]

Time for a pedicure now. @Massan Otter , you’re up!

Would one be able to book an appointment to get a face lift and a haircut?

 

[Ravofox]

*goes to the bathtub and eats cucumbers*

*scrubbing my hair* looks like this cat's made of stronger stuff

 

[Black Burn]

*scrubbing my hair* looks like this cat's made of stronger stuff

Mrrrrrooooww~

 

[backpawscratcher]

*lays in salon chair, on back, all four paws sticking up*

Bring it on! I'm sure I'll look fabulous...

*starts working with emery boards*

 

[backpawscratcher]

Would one be able to book an appointment to get a face lift and a haircut?

Don’t do facelift, but we have Botox if that’ll do.

*rummages around for syringes*

 

[Ravofox]

Don’t do facelift, but we have Botox if that’ll do.

*rummages around for syringes*

*grabs paw* noooo, think about what you're doing, both of you!!

 

[stimpy]

Don’t do facelift, but we have Botox if that’ll do.

*rummages around for syringes*

nice, can you make me look like the Bogdanoff boys?

 

[stimpy]

*grabs paw* noooo, think about what you're doing, both of you!!

Wait!!! He's right. *thinks for a second* make sure you use some old used syringes, gotta recycle and keep the planet healthy

 

[Massan Otter]

*gets a little too comfortable in the chair and begins to snore*

 

[backpawscratcher]

Wait!!! He's right. *thinks for a second* make sure you use some old used syringes, gotta recycle and keep the planet healthy

Got some antique ones in here somewhere. They’re really pretty. The metal has lots of nice little orange spots on it

 

[backpawscratcher]

Damn, I’m out of Botox. Would haggis do?

 

[stimpy]

Got some antique ones in here somewhere. They’re really pretty. The metal has lots of nice little orange spots on it

they sound nice, I also found these syringes outside in a dumpster along with a nice looking spoon*hands over the syringes and spoon*

 

[stimpy]

Damn, I’m out of Botox. Would haggis do?

sure, i dunno what it is but yeah why not

 

[Ravofox]

Wait!!! He's right. *thinks for a second* make sure you use some old used syringes, gotta recycle and keep the planet healthy

they sound nice, I also found these syringes outside in a dumpster along with a nice looking spoon*hands over the syringes and spoon*

YOU EEEEEDIOT!!!

 

[backpawscratcher]

they sound nice, I also found these syringes outside in a dumpster along with a nice looking spoon*hands over the syringes and spoon*

*digs into haggis with spoon*
*fills syringe with haggis*

Ready. Forehead or cheeks? Oh, hold on a sec.

*checks on sleeping otter*