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If anyone ever thought of getting a cockatoo as a pet, here's a few good reasons not to. This blog I found sums up my thoughts fairly accurately.

Cockatoos

Sulphur-Crested Cockatoos to be precise.



Now, I know what you’re thinking: “Phill, cockatoos are gorgeous! How can you hate cockatoos?!?” First of all, fuck you. Second of all, cockatoos are awful. I don’t care how pretty you are, if you are loud and obnoxious and destructive then I am going to hate you. Lots of men thought Sarah Palin was a MILF, but then she opened her mouth and suddenly everyone saw her for the unattractive wench that she actually is. Cockatoos are like Sarah Palin.

Cockatoos come onto your balcony uninvited.



And they squawk. And when they squawk, they really go at it full force. There is no bird louder than a cockatoo. Walk through The Domain around sunset and see for yourself – they make some horrid noises for such a beautiful creature. I’d be running along with my iPod on – headphones blasting Cher or Lady Gaga or something else super gay straight into my ears – and I’d still be completely startled by the noise. If I ever trip and fall while running, there is a 98% chance that it’d be due to a cockatoo. The other 2% could be due to the fact that I’m completely uncoordinated and run like I imagine a penguin would. Speaking of, we do have penguins in Sydney AND THEY DON’T FUCKING SQUAWK. Cockatoos: take notes.

Also, cockatoos are destructive. Given enough time, they could bring down a skyscraper. Look at them go to work on this building right in the middle of the City – in broad daylight – with tons of witnesses – and COMPLETELY NO REGARD FOR THE LAW. They’re just making holes in the building for the heck of it. They are vandals. What’s next? Arson? I wouldn’t put it past them.



Shitheads.


In addition to Phill's blog I will point out that in regards to pet ownership they are excessively messy, has the neverending maturity of a toddler, are time consuming, hard to train and expensive to care for.
 
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Yakamaru

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Devin Townsend Project anyone?
 
Dongding

Dongding

The sheep
So apparently if you start a string of comments on someone's profile, you can remove the entire string by withdrawing the original comment. Neat...
 
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who wants the flu? good for getting a free day off school/work and an exuse to laze around all day. today only with 30% off
 
MarquisofGIF

MarquisofGIF

Marquis
I always been like this, someone who is in love with anthro felines, mostly, and i feel more identify myself as a Furry than other things... you see, i used to be a brony one time, i didn't watched the show actually but i hang out with a lot of brony people and i worked for the fandom... but i decided to quit because it is not me, i don't feel like is my sactuary, i must take my love for felines again.. maybe people called me traitor, racial insults, and closed some of my shops because i say i was not a brony anymore... i do not regret my decition i can finally saw what are the kind of people who claim to "love and Tolerate" maybe i got bad luck with them, but i still have brony friends to talk to and i don't have anythign aganist the fandom actually, i simply think that this fandom suits me better, thank you furries
 
DeeTheDragon

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MarquisofGIF said:
I always been like this, someone who is in love with anthro felines, mostly, and i feel more identify myself as a Furry than other things... you see, i used to be a brony one time, i didn't watched the show actually but i hang out with a lot of brony people and i worked for the fandom... but i decided to quit because it is not me, i don't feel like is my sactuary, i must take my love for felines again.. maybe people called me traitor, racial insults, and closed some of my shops because i say i was not a brony anymore... i do not regret my decition i can finally saw what are the kind of people who claim to "love and Tolerate" maybe i got bad luck with them, but i still have brony friends to talk to and i don't have anythign aganist the fandom actually, i simply think that this fandom suits me better, thank you furries
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Glad to have you!

You can find crappy people like that just about anywhere you go. Thankfully your friends stick with you for much longer than your enemies.
 
MarquisofGIF

MarquisofGIF

Marquis
DeeTheDragon said:
Glad to have you!

You can find crappy people like that just about anywhere you go. Thankfully your friends stick with you for much longer than your enemies.
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Thank you, mean people are in all fandoms, is true, i think this fandom suits me better and also good people are in here
 
Asassinator

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We appreciate your presence here, mate. And if you do decide to leave, we won’t judge you, because in my opinion, being a furry is just a hobby, and no one should judge you for not liking a hobby anymore.
 
MarquisofGIF

MarquisofGIF

Marquis
Asassinator said:
We appreciate your presence here, mate. And if you do decide to leave, we won’t judge you, because in my opinion, being a furry is just a hobby, and no one should judge you for not liking a hobby anymore.
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Being a Furry myself not a hobby necesary, but don't get me wrong, i'm not a obsessed fan or such, i think that the furry fandom is something you can always build up and learn and live inside of it, i would personally admit that i want to make furry animations and make this amazing and magical world even bigger
 
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Soooo after watching the TV series "Lucifer" and the furry scene I'm cringing, but only a little. It's not CSI all over again but still, ugh.
 
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