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[Judge Spear]

So. My dumbass had a 'Oh, you did something super embarrassing'. So, I was looking at some suggestive art. You see, my brain didn't seem to register that my husband was sitting next to my brother in law. My dumbass was like, 'Oh hey babe, look at this lewd ass art.' Husband looks. Cue my brother in law getting up and leaving for a bit. It didn't occur to me that I did a freaking stupid ass thing until we left. After that, I wanted to hide for a while. I mean, it's good that I don't have to see him until November, but still......I need to not do that in public again. So fucking stupid.

Hey man, you live and learn. At least you have the social awareness and tact to catch a lapse in judgement on your own.
Happens sometimes. You know better for the future.

 

[itsmeelysemarie]

Me: *telling my mom all about the X-men and their powers*
My mom: ...that sounds like the X-men. Oh wait - that's what you were just talking about, isn't it.

 

[Fallowfox]

I have a tiny spooky pumpkin in the flat now.

 

[Regret]

There is something amusing about being given a safety lecture regarding the breathing hazards of cement by a man who goes through a pack or two of smokes a day.

 

[Luxibutt]

"There are litter boxes in children's bathroom!"
wat.

 

[Frank Gulotta]

It's the Chin Cheng Hanji opera
Judge Bao appears to follow a similar format to Columbo, where you see the criminal committing their crime but what's interesting is HOW they get caught.
The end to this piece I find messy and kinda rushed. Not sure what to make of it.
As for Hanji, he's a moron who could've lived if he learned from the hunter in Snow White. I hope this doesn't spoil the piece.

 

[Guifrog]

 

[Yakamaru]

There is something amusing about being given a safety lecture regarding the breathing hazards of cement by a man who goes through a pack or two of smokes a day.

Just as amusing as getting health advice from someone who weighs 200kg+(440lbs).

 

[Frank Gulotta]

My brother and his girlfriend are expecting a baby, happy times

 

[Judge Spear]

Oh my god, I wish I watched wrestling as a kid. The shit my friends have been showing me has been the funniest stuff I've ever seen. I'm losing my goddamn shit over this stuff.

LMFAO!!!!!

 

[Turbid_Cyno]

Oh my god, I wish I watched wrestling as a kid. The shit my friends have been showing me has been the funniest stuff I've ever seen. I'm losing my goddamn shit over this stuff.

LMFAO!!!!!

The Attitude era was awesome. May have either made or broke our generation depending who you ask.

 

[Judge Spear]

Why is Superman a snack in these newer comics? Got a man questioning himself.

 

[RamblingRenegade]

Wondering why work has me watch a 45 minute video and quiz on not selling alcohol to minors for the 3rd time in 4 months but oh yeah we don't sell alcohol

 

[itsmeelysemarie]

Why is Superman a snack in these newer comics? Got a man questioning himself.

That's me but with Xevo Kurt.

 

[Chaosmasterdelta]

It is starting to get colder, which means that it is going to be harder to finish taking showers before the warm water runs out.

 

[itsmeelysemarie]

It is starting to get colder, which means that it is going to be harder to finish taking showers before the warm water runs out.

...that would explain why I sometimes struggle to keep the water warm enough lately, wouldn't it.

 

[RamblingRenegade]

Now I want to go take a nice warm shower, it's definitely cold here, I'm not ready for it yet

 

[Khafra]

What is the basic requirement for studying in Australia?

The English language

 

[Fallowfox]

In Australia they wear down-underwear.

 

[Nexus Cabler]

 

[Judge Spear]

"I LOVE superheroes. Please sign my gun! C:"
"YES YEAH OH YEAHYESYEA(BOOM)"

 

[Judge Spear]

I have every reason to hate myself and I constantly feel an existential dread daily because I have fucked my life and am poor entering my 30's as a man.
But somehow when I get drunk, it doesn't exacerbate those insecurities as it would for most people. I just get WAY the fuck funnier and cackle like a mischievous hyena.I feel so good and don't make my friends uncomfortable when I drink.

I guess that's a good thing.

 

[RamblingRenegade]

I get that, I'm trying sobriety for a change. I still hate myself daily but I don't drink to make me numb from the pain, although I think it made me easier to deal with and let me come out of my shell more

 

[Kain]

We all deal with it in different ways.

 

[Judge Spear]

Cilantro is the worst shit you can put on food.

People hate mustard, mayonnaise, pickles, certain vegetables, wasabi, avacado w/e. But cilantro really does not get as much hate as it deserves. This herb is disgusting and one little sprig overpowers EVERY other ingredient immediately.