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Well, I lost.
Rystren
Call me FLUuFFFFEH || The Original Floater
Cheap houses for life. Cause those big ones are too much work to keep clean
Rystren
Call me FLUuFFFFEH || The Original Floater
*Rubs paddles together* clear *places them on you*
-Praydeth-
The Trickster coyote.
Ok i got a idea for a fucking comic as stupid as that fucking is.
Guy wakes up multiple alarms going off
Classic mechanical alarm clock, Some extremely girly song, a recording of himself that says hes late for his classes and a talk radio.
the guy Sits up clicks tounge on top of mouth while eyes rapidly flutter. After 2 more controlled flutters his eyes open with realization *pupils shrink slightly*.
Guy: Loud constant scream
He looks at his left hand. It's a paw. He looks at his right hand. Screaming briefly
increases in tone while grasping right paw.
He moves his left hand to his paws digit that is closest to where his thumb to be and tries to
move it like thumb. *his screaming quivers as he realizes he can't*
He rushes to the to the bathroom. *takes a moment to open door correctly with paw*. Still screaming
He rushes into the bathroom and up to the mirror Leaving bits of hair in the air behind him.
He then puts his hands on the side of his face afterwards dropping his jaw. Flabbergasted breathing intterups screaming.
He twists the knob on for the sink with a little trouble doing so then splashes water onto his face while trying to get some to clean his eyes.
He looks back up while rubbing his eyes with his paws then drops them down. *Still ugly & also still a furry*
He drastically and hastily goes into a panicked expression *Starts to scream louder then chuckles madly in disbelief*.
He searches frantically around the counter for his electric hair cutter & in the process knocking over his toothbrush holder.
He then garbs the cord for the hair cutter and misses three times trying to put it in the outlet.
He starts shaving hair off his chest with urgency leaving a empty hairless patch & cuts from the hair cutter.
His phone rings. He starts screaming louder with now a clear sense of panic while he puts his hands on his head forgetting he had the clipper still on leaving a hairless spot on his head and part of his right leg as he drops it.
It focuses on outward from where he is in the bathroom to his bedside table.
The phone says "DAD" and 2 messages from him "THAT WAS THE LAST FUCKING STRAW" & "YOU CAN PAY FOR YOUR OWN GOD DAM TUITION SINCE YOU DON'T SEEM TO CARE ABOUT YOUR EDUCATION"
He runs to get answer the phone.
He struggles picking up the phone having it slip out of his paws multiple times. *he accidentally hits decline*
He picks it up and re dials the number as soon as he can.
"WHAT THE FUCK WHERE YOU THINKING! IT'S UNBELIEVABLE THAT MY OWN CHILD COU-"
"Da-" "OH DON'T YOU FUCKING DARE YOU LOST YOUR DAM RIGHT TO CALL ME THAT AFTER WHAT YOU DID"
*He starts pacing around the dorm-room*
"DAD YO- "DID YOU NOT HEAR ME YOU LOST YOUR DAM RIGHT TO CALL ME THAT!"
"DAD THIS IS MORE IMPORTANT RIGHT NOW YOU NEED TO SE-"
he dropped the phone in the toilet.
*He lets out a repressed demented scream*.
There's a knock on the door.
He looks around the room with his hands on his head.
Muffled from behind the door. "Hey i can't seem to find my keys would you be able- oh wait never-mind i got them.
*The door creaks open*
" I didn't know you where a furfag."
This hurt to make but it had to be done. I guess if a crap ton of people say they wan't more and like this i might just do it.
Guy wakes up multiple alarms going off
Classic mechanical alarm clock, Some extremely girly song, a recording of himself that says hes late for his classes and a talk radio.
the guy Sits up clicks tounge on top of mouth while eyes rapidly flutter. After 2 more controlled flutters his eyes open with realization *pupils shrink slightly*.
Guy: Loud constant scream
He looks at his left hand. It's a paw. He looks at his right hand. Screaming briefly
increases in tone while grasping right paw.
He moves his left hand to his paws digit that is closest to where his thumb to be and tries to
move it like thumb. *his screaming quivers as he realizes he can't*
He rushes to the to the bathroom. *takes a moment to open door correctly with paw*. Still screaming
He rushes into the bathroom and up to the mirror Leaving bits of hair in the air behind him.
He then puts his hands on the side of his face afterwards dropping his jaw. Flabbergasted breathing intterups screaming.
He twists the knob on for the sink with a little trouble doing so then splashes water onto his face while trying to get some to clean his eyes.
He looks back up while rubbing his eyes with his paws then drops them down. *Still ugly & also still a furry*
He drastically and hastily goes into a panicked expression *Starts to scream louder then chuckles madly in disbelief*.
He searches frantically around the counter for his electric hair cutter & in the process knocking over his toothbrush holder.
He then garbs the cord for the hair cutter and misses three times trying to put it in the outlet.
He starts shaving hair off his chest with urgency leaving a empty hairless patch & cuts from the hair cutter.
His phone rings. He starts screaming louder with now a clear sense of panic while he puts his hands on his head forgetting he had the clipper still on leaving a hairless spot on his head and part of his right leg as he drops it.
It focuses on outward from where he is in the bathroom to his bedside table.
The phone says "DAD" and 2 messages from him "THAT WAS THE LAST FUCKING STRAW" & "YOU CAN PAY FOR YOUR OWN GOD DAM TUITION SINCE YOU DON'T SEEM TO CARE ABOUT YOUR EDUCATION"
He runs to get answer the phone.
He struggles picking up the phone having it slip out of his paws multiple times. *he accidentally hits decline*
He picks it up and re dials the number as soon as he can.
"WHAT THE FUCK WHERE YOU THINKING! IT'S UNBELIEVABLE THAT MY OWN CHILD COU-"
"Da-" "OH DON'T YOU FUCKING DARE YOU LOST YOUR DAM RIGHT TO CALL ME THAT AFTER WHAT YOU DID"
*He starts pacing around the dorm-room*
"DAD YO- "DID YOU NOT HEAR ME YOU LOST YOUR DAM RIGHT TO CALL ME THAT!"
"DAD THIS IS MORE IMPORTANT RIGHT NOW YOU NEED TO SE-"
he dropped the phone in the toilet.
*He lets out a repressed demented scream*.
There's a knock on the door.
He looks around the room with his hands on his head.
Muffled from behind the door. "Hey i can't seem to find my keys would you be able- oh wait never-mind i got them.
*The door creaks open*
" I didn't know you where a furfag."
This hurt to make but it had to be done. I guess if a crap ton of people say they wan't more and like this i might just do it.
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-Praydeth-
The Trickster coyote.
It took no fucking effort to make to be honest i just put down the first few things that came into my head
MT45
Just Another Fox
I would probably do the same thing if that ever happened to me.
Yakamaru
Silly McFly
It's enjoying the fruits of the choices you've made in your life. You're living regardless of whether or not you have a job you love.
If you enjoy it however it's up to the individual.
If you make wrong/bad choices in your life you can't undo them, unlike in a game. You can't change your choices, but you can do research and find out where to go from here.
The sum of your current now is the result of all the choices you've made before this point.
Reti
normal aberration
...You're quite literal aren't you?
Can I be literal too? =3
Awww come on! It's a big game where you only have one life!... And the game is destroyed if you lose... And you've lost the user manual...
(I don't feel like we've made the conversation go forward here... sorry ^^')
Rystren
Call me FLUuFFFFEH || The Original Floater
Welcome back
WolfyJake
Professional Cuddlefluff
Thank Hue.
Yakamaru
Silly McFly
A game with 7.3 billion other players, and like 99.9% of them are assholes.
No respawns, slow as hell leveling system, stats DECREASE every level after level 40-45, crappy user interface, barely existent bags to keep items in, easily proned to negative status effects and some of them kills you at random, hunger/thirst system, and armor/weapon system is just bad, user manual and tutorials are non-existent, ++++.
Literally or figuratively? :3
I can go 100% sarcastic or 100% real/serious, depending on the mood/topic/people.
Reti
normal aberration
I saw that... you two are now my favorite ship! =D
(I've lost all my tact... sorry)
Yeah... This game is really punishing... But that's the only one we have right now, so I'm just gonna go ahead and play. =3A game with 7.3 billion other players, and like 99.9% of them are assholes.
No respawns, slow as hell leveling system, stats DECREASE every level after level 40-45, crappy user interface, barely existent bags to keep items in, easily proned to negative status effects and some of them kills you at random, hunger/thirst system, and armor/weapon system is just bad, user manual and tutorials are non-existent, ++++.
Literally or figuratively? :3
I can go 100% sarcastic or 100% real/serious, depending on the mood/topic/people.
(in fact, I am right now. *-*)
WolfyJake
Professional Cuddlefluff
Yakamaru
Silly McFly
We all are. Some are much better at it than others though. I consider myself adept-ish at it.
If it exist, ship it. It it doesn't exist, ship that shit too! Hell, do mixed ships between things that exist and things that doesn't.He's in a relationship :/ Sadly.
So abandon ship while you can
WolfyJake
Professional Cuddlefluff
Are you ok? Do you need a doctor?We all are. Some are much better at it than others though. I consider myself adept-ish at it.
If it exist, ship it. It it doesn't exist, ship that shit too! Hell, do mixed ships between things that exist and things that doesn't.
Reti
normal aberration
Nuuuu!He's in a relationship :/ Sadly.
So abandon ship while you can
Women and children first!
I'm so bad at it... I think the guy playing me buyed a second character because the first one died after 2 years.We all are. Some are much better at it than others though. I consider myself adept-ish at it.
Sogreth
Local Cuddle Bear and Wannabe Writer
He's in a relationship :/ Sadly.
So abandon ship while you can
Aww! Don't worry, I'll set you up with someone.
L
Leoni Zheitk
Guest
Good morning furballs! Or whatever time it is where you live...
WolfyJake
Professional Cuddlefluff
YES, please do.
Sogreth
Local Cuddle Bear and Wannabe Writer
Morning for another 15 minutes!
Reti
normal aberration
Ships! Ships! Ships!
...
No, A FLEET! *o*
'Morning!...
It's 18 here... Nobody cares?... That's rude...
Yakamaru
Silly McFly
Nah. I need to find some way to increase my Cleaning skills. My Cooking skills are already maxed..
Random question much?
Everyone's different. Everyone have things they are good and bad at.