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Karatine

Kat
Okami_No_Heishi said:
I dropped my phone in the toilet!!!! Damnit!!!!!! All these years and have never done that before!!!!! I am on my old phone now. Bhutrflai is pissed!!
My old phone with the cracked screen with two pieces of clear packing tape holding the screen together. Love this old phone.
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I feel like every now and then, were due to fall victim to one life's classic mistakes. Like dropping your phone in the toilet xD
 
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Okami_No_Heishi

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wolfdude555 said:
I heard a bowl filled with rice helps so that the phone will continue to work.... it worked on someones phone near me lol
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Already on it. My catlike reflexes didn't even let the phone fully submerge before I snatched it out, pried it apart, and yank the battery.
 
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Okami_No_Heishi

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Serin said:
I keep getting smacked in the face with the realization that I have a fox tail...but I can't wear it. *sadface*
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Why not?!? I have a wolf tail and will be wearing it in a St Patricks day parade this weekend in Atlanta. Me and bhutrflai both will have our tails on. And be dressed like pirates!!
 
-Praydeth-

-Praydeth-

The Trickster coyote.
wolfdude555 said:
Oh god x-x... -hides-
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Ha.... ha.. you think that is horrifying i have one question. Have you ever seen bane in the manifestation of a orc?


Okami_No_Heishi said:
;) lol. My wolf like reglexes just arent as fast.
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I'm getting really tired of yah shit -_- you make enough puns already.


Okami_No_Heishi said:
I dropped my phone in the toilet!!!! Damnit!!!!!! All these years and have never done that before!!!!! I am on my old phone now. Bhutrflai is pissed!!
My old phone with the cracked screen with two pieces of clear packing tape holding the screen together. Love this old phone.
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*GASPS* as the prophecy
foretold
-Praydeth- said:
Ok i got a idea for a fucking comic as stupid as that fucking is.

Guy wakes up multiple alarms going off
Classic mechanical alarm clock, Some extremely girly song, a recording of himself that says hes late for his classes and a talk radio.

the guy Sits up clicks tounge on top of mouth while eyes rapidly flutter. After 2 more controlled flutters his eyes open with realization *pupils shrink slightly*.
Guy: Loud constant scream

He looks at his left hand. It's a paw. He looks at his right hand. Screaming briefly

increases in tone while grasping right paw.

He moves his left hand to his paws digit that is closest to where his thumb to be and tries to
move it like thumb. *his screaming quivers as he realizes he can't*

He rushes to the to the bathroom. *takes a moment to open door correctly with paw*. Still screaming

He rushes into the bathroom and up to the mirror Leaving bits of hair in the air behind him.

He then puts his hands on the side of his face afterwards dropping his jaw. Flabbergasted breathing intterups screaming.

He twists the knob on for the sink with a little trouble doing so then splashes water onto his face while trying to get some to clean his eyes.

He looks back up while rubbing his eyes with his paws then drops them down. *Still ugly & also still a furry*

He drastically and hastily goes into a panicked expression *Starts to scream louder then chuckles madly in disbelief*.

He searches frantically around the counter for his electric hair cutter & in the process knocking over his toothbrush holder.

He then garbs the cord for the hair cutter and misses three times trying to put it in the outlet.

He starts shaving hair off his chest with urgency leaving a empty hairless patch & cuts from the hair cutter.

His phone rings. He starts screaming louder with now a clear sense of panic while he puts his hands on his head forgetting he had the clipper still on leaving a hairless spot on his head and part of his right leg as he drops it.

It focuses on outward from where he is in the bathroom to his bedside table.
The phone says "DAD" and 2 messages from him "THAT WAS THE LAST FUCKING STRAW" & "YOU CAN PAY FOR YOUR OWN GOD DAM TUITION SINCE YOU DON'T SEEM TO CARE ABOUT YOUR EDUCATION"

He runs to get answer the phone.

He struggles picking up the phone having it slip out of his paws multiple times. *he accidentally hits decline*

He picks it up and re dials the number as soon as he can.
"WHAT THE FUCK WHERE YOU THINKING! IT'S UNBELIEVABLE THAT MY OWN CHILD COU-"
"Da-" "OH DON'T YOU FUCKING DARE YOU LOST YOUR DAM RIGHT TO CALL ME THAT AFTER WHAT YOU DID"

*He starts pacing around the dorm-room*

"DAD YO- "DID YOU NOT HEAR ME YOU LOST YOUR DAM RIGHT TO CALL ME THAT!"

"DAD THIS IS MORE IMPORTANT RIGHT NOW YOU NEED TO SE-"

he dropped the phone in the toilet.

*He lets out a repressed demented scream*.



There's a knock on the door.

He looks around the room with his hands on his head.

Muffled from behind the door. "Hey i can't seem to find my keys would you be able- oh wait never-mind i got them.
*The door creaks open*

" I didn't know you where a furfag."

This hurt to make but it had to be done. I guess if a crap ton of people say they wan't more and like this i might just do it.
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ok apparently it can't do quotes that long
 
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Okami_No_Heishi

Guest
-Praydeth- said:
Ha.... ha.. you think that is horrifying i have one question. Have you ever seen bane in the manifestation of a orc?




I'm getting really tired of yah shit -_- you make enough puns already.



*GASPS* as the prophecy
foretold
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Howl are yah Deth?
 
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Serin

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Okami_No_Heishi said:
Why not?!? I have a wolf tail and will be wearing it in a St Patricks day parade this weekend in Atlanta. Me and bhutrflai both will have our tails on. And be dressed like pirates!!
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Parents don't know about the furry situation. Lol. (I know my mom would definitely flip out.) So they'd find it weird and would wanna know why.
 
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Okami_No_Heishi

Guest
-Praydeth- said:
Ha.... ha.. you think that is horrifying i have one question. Have you ever seen bane in the manifestation of a orc?




I'm getting really tired of yah shit -_- you make enough puns already.



*GASPS* as the prophecy
foretold
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Serin said:
Parents don't know about the furry situation. Lol. (I know my mom would definitely flip out.) So they'd find it weird and would wanna know why.
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Ahhhhhh.
 
wolfdude555

wolfdude555

Brothers of the South
Serin said:
Parents don't know about the furry situation. Lol. (I know my mom would definitely flip out.) So they'd find it weird and would wanna know why.
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Ah that would complacate things.... At this point my family knows this about me.... It was much like the whole gay thing came out when i didnt want it to -,- but its whatever aside for a little weird as it is to my mother she doesnt say anything
 
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