Yap. Earlier today she said she wouldn't freak out if I told her I was lesbian (it's kind of a long story. Long story short, she doesn't like Ry and she thinks I'm single and she's been noticing that I've been turning down guys) but I know her. If she would freak out about that, she'd freak out about the furry situation.
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-Praydeth-
The Trickster coyote.
*GASPS* as the prophecy
foretold
Ok i got a idea for a fucking comic as stupid as that fucking is.
Guy wakes up multiple alarms going off
Classic mechanical alarm clock, Some extremely girly song, a recording of himself that says hes late for his classes and a talk radio.
the guy Sits up clicks tounge on top of mouth while eyes rapidly flutter. After 2 more controlled flutters his eyes open with realization *pupils shrink slightly*.
Guy: Loud constant scream
He looks at his left hand. It's a paw. He looks at his right hand. Screaming briefly
increases in tone while grasping right paw.
He moves his left hand to his paws digit that is closest to where his thumb to be and tries to
move it like thumb. *his screaming quivers as he realizes he can't*
He rushes to the to the bathroom. *takes a moment to open door correctly with paw*. Still screaming
He rushes into the bathroom and up to the mirror Leaving bits of hair in the air behind him.
He then puts his hands on the side of his face afterwards dropping his jaw. Flabbergasted breathing intterups screaming.
He twists the knob on for the sink with a little trouble doing so then splashes water onto his face while trying to get some to clean his eyes.
He looks back up while rubbing his eyes with his paws then drops them down. *Still ugly & also still a furry*
He drastically and hastily goes into a panicked expression *Starts to scream louder then chuckles madly in disbelief*.
He searches frantically around the counter for his electric hair cutter & in the process knocking over his toothbrush holder.
He then garbs the cord for the hair cutter and misses three times trying to put it in the outlet.
He starts shaving hair off his chest with urgency leaving a empty hairless patch & cuts from the hair cutter.
His phone rings. He starts screaming louder with now a clear sense of panic while he puts his hands on his head forgetting he had the clipper still on leaving a hairless spot on his head and part of his right leg as he drops it.
It focuses on outward from where he is in the bathroom to his bedside table.
The phone says "DAD" and 2 messages from him "THAT WAS THE LAST FUCKING STRAW" & "YOU CAN PAY FOR YOUR OWN GOD DAM TUITION SINCE YOU DON'T SEEM TO CARE ABOUT YOUR EDUCATION"
He runs to get answer the phone.
He struggles picking up the phone having it slip out of his paws multiple times. *he accidentally hits decline*
He picks it up and re dials the number as soon as he can.
"WHAT THE FUCK WHERE YOU THINKING! IT'S UNBELIEVABLE THAT MY OWN CHILD COU-"
"Da-" "OH DON'T YOU FUCKING DARE YOU LOST YOUR DAM RIGHT TO CALL ME THAT AFTER WHAT YOU DID"
*He starts pacing around the dorm-room*
"DAD YO- "DID YOU NOT HEAR ME YOU LOST YOUR DAM RIGHT TO CALL ME THAT!"
"DAD THIS IS MORE IMPORTANT RIGHT NOW YOU NEED TO SE-"
he dropped the phone in the toilet.
*He lets out a repressed demented scream*.
There's a knock on the door.
He looks around the room with his hands on his head.
Muffled from behind the door. "Hey i can't seem to find my keys would you be able- oh wait never-mind i got them.
*The door creaks open*
" I didn't know you where a furry."
This hurt to make but it had to be done. I guess if a crap ton of people say they wan't more and like this i might just do it.
Guy wakes up multiple alarms going off
Classic mechanical alarm clock, Some extremely girly song, a recording of himself that says hes late for his classes and a talk radio.
the guy Sits up clicks tounge on top of mouth while eyes rapidly flutter. After 2 more controlled flutters his eyes open with realization *pupils shrink slightly*.
Guy: Loud constant scream
He looks at his left hand. It's a paw. He looks at his right hand. Screaming briefly
increases in tone while grasping right paw.
He moves his left hand to his paws digit that is closest to where his thumb to be and tries to
move it like thumb. *his screaming quivers as he realizes he can't*
He rushes to the to the bathroom. *takes a moment to open door correctly with paw*. Still screaming
He rushes into the bathroom and up to the mirror Leaving bits of hair in the air behind him.
He then puts his hands on the side of his face afterwards dropping his jaw. Flabbergasted breathing intterups screaming.
He twists the knob on for the sink with a little trouble doing so then splashes water onto his face while trying to get some to clean his eyes.
He looks back up while rubbing his eyes with his paws then drops them down. *Still ugly & also still a furry*
He drastically and hastily goes into a panicked expression *Starts to scream louder then chuckles madly in disbelief*.
He searches frantically around the counter for his electric hair cutter & in the process knocking over his toothbrush holder.
He then garbs the cord for the hair cutter and misses three times trying to put it in the outlet.
He starts shaving hair off his chest with urgency leaving a empty hairless patch & cuts from the hair cutter.
His phone rings. He starts screaming louder with now a clear sense of panic while he puts his hands on his head forgetting he had the clipper still on leaving a hairless spot on his head and part of his right leg as he drops it.
It focuses on outward from where he is in the bathroom to his bedside table.
The phone says "DAD" and 2 messages from him "THAT WAS THE LAST FUCKING STRAW" & "YOU CAN PAY FOR YOUR OWN GOD DAM TUITION SINCE YOU DON'T SEEM TO CARE ABOUT YOUR EDUCATION"
He runs to get answer the phone.
He struggles picking up the phone having it slip out of his paws multiple times. *he accidentally hits decline*
He picks it up and re dials the number as soon as he can.
"WHAT THE FUCK WHERE YOU THINKING! IT'S UNBELIEVABLE THAT MY OWN CHILD COU-"
"Da-" "OH DON'T YOU FUCKING DARE YOU LOST YOUR DAM RIGHT TO CALL ME THAT AFTER WHAT YOU DID"
*He starts pacing around the dorm-room*
"DAD YO- "DID YOU NOT HEAR ME YOU LOST YOUR DAM RIGHT TO CALL ME THAT!"
"DAD THIS IS MORE IMPORTANT RIGHT NOW YOU NEED TO SE-"
he dropped the phone in the toilet.
*He lets out a repressed demented scream*.
There's a knock on the door.
He looks around the room with his hands on his head.
Muffled from behind the door. "Hey i can't seem to find my keys would you be able- oh wait never-mind i got them.
*The door creaks open*
" I didn't know you where a furry."
This hurt to make but it had to be done. I guess if a crap ton of people say they wan't more and like this i might just do it.
Yap. Although I'm glad. Most parents freak out
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Okami_No_Heishi
Guest
Wow! I liked it!
wolfdude555
Brothers of the South
I could say depending on how you word it and all... it could come out pretty tame....
M
Mabus
Guest
I would wear a wolf floofer... but it'd catch fire or I'd get yelled at by chief :v
*rolls around*
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Okami_No_Heishi
Guest
Well Furries. Gotta go to bed now. Yall have fun! See yall tomorrow!
-Praydeth-
The Trickster coyote.
even if your a commoner like me it becomes quickly apparent knowledge that if you fursona is a fox you are homosexual. I'm sorry but it's true.
Bye Okami! XP see ya! Sleep well
Mmmm. Maybe. But you haven't met my mom. Lol
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Okami_No_Heishi
Guest
Not necessarily.
Lol. The thought of liking the female gender makes me cringe. So that's not necessarily true. And why just foxes?
wolfdude555
Brothers of the South
Night!
True but if shes alright with you if you was les... it seems odd that she would be harsher on that (Even though trust me i know comeing out as a furry would be way fuckin worse then comeing out as gay,bi,les, trans)
-Praydeth-
The Trickster coyote.
i am still at 100% accuracy i wish i was proven wrong i really expected to be at this point.
Thing is, she's bipolar. So she reacts differently to certain things
wolfdude555
Brothers of the South
Ah...thats a bit tougher.....
Yeah. Plus her and I don't see eye to eye. So it just complicates things even more
-Praydeth-
The Trickster coyote.
Psa you guys might end up getting reply restrictions sadly if you keep posting this frequently but then again if you do that is more people complaining and the issue is more likely to be fixed. Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm I don't know how i should feel about this.
wolfdude555
Brothers of the South
Yeah... i guess you could hold off and not say anything till the moment was right.... if you "ever" wanted to even come out with that
Thing is, I'm not lesbian. Just to clear that up. Lol. As for the furry situation, I probably won't tell her.
Lol
Karatine
Kat
Oh that's hard. I've had experiences like that with my grandfather. Where he'd explode over little things
wolfdude555
Brothers of the South
You sure about that i know a nice fox to set you up with -wink wonk- ..... Im kidding lol Its all fine just be up and front honest about that
Yeah. When she's mad..avoid avoid.
XD no thanks. I wouldn't trade my kitsune for anyone else. Lol. Or anything. Yap. If a anything I'm probably gonna tell my grandma instead. She's more of a mom to me