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Artruya

Defective Wusky
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WHY DID I NOT KNOW ABOUT THIS GUN ALREADY!
I NEED THIS IN MY LIFE!

Yes that is in fact a short barrel revolver shotgun also known as a MTS-255.
I love the idea of it, but i dont want my hand that close to the end of the barrel when I'm trying to hold onto the forestock :eek: lol
 

Honey Lavender;

Worse than a grounded pilot: a grounded pegasus
I love the idea of it, but i dont want my hand that close to the end of the barrel when I'm trying to hold onto the forestock :eek: lol
I guess I'm too strongly influenced by firing guns that require my hand to be in front of the muzzle to load them xD
XD sorry. I offered to draw a picture for Sogreth
Oh. Okay!
 

Honey Lavender;

Worse than a grounded pilot: a grounded pegasus
I'll try not to flail around you so I don't hit you with my tail. It tends to have a mind of its own..*holds tail*
It's fine... just watch for my tail in return ;):p
 

Simo

Professional Watermelon Farmer
I woke up at 4:40pm, I have work at 6am tomorrow... Oops

Ouch, I did the same thing, today...had the day off due to snow, and hibernated way too long, and tomorrow...back up at 6! And not at all sleepy...

What if guns terrify you?

They kinda terrify me. I hate sudden, loud noises. That, and I'd worry that if I got too moody/depressed/agitated, and drank too much, I might decide to do something dumb, and end up dead.
 

Honey Lavender;

Worse than a grounded pilot: a grounded pegasus
Hello all!
Im starting to think the floors here are just all ice, all the time, with all of these face plants. Someone ought to throw some salt down...
Okay...

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Serin

No longer active.
Ouch, I did the same thing, today...had the day off due to snow, and hibernated way too long, and tomorrow...back up at 6! And not at all sleepy...



They kinda terrify me. I hate sudden, loud noises. That, and I'd worry that if I got too moody/depressed/agitated, and drank too much, I might decide to do something dumb, and end up dead.
Yeah. One time I screamed at a cat in a non horror movie. That was funny. But it was because of the loud hiss it made sooo. Oh yeah that's true...like Russian Roulette.....I don't even understand why it's a thing.

Sleep is nice. Sleep is life. Sleep is love. Sleep people. It's like drinking water on an extremely hot day.
 

Honey Lavender;

Worse than a grounded pilot: a grounded pegasus
Yeah. One time I screamed at a cat in a non horror movie. That was funny. But it was because of the loud hiss it made sooo. Oh yeah that's true...like Russian Roulette.....I don't even understand why it's a thing.

Sleep is nice. Sleep is life. Sleep is love. Sleep people. It's like drinking water on an extremely hot day.
Or any other day... I've collapsed from dehydration once, and it was 70 all week- the last day of my residence summer camp, it was 80 and that just fucked with my body so hard.

DRINK WATER!!!
 

Serin

No longer active.
Or any other day... I've collapsed from dehydration once, and it was 70 all week- the last day of my residence summer camp, it was 80 and that just fucked with my body so hard.

DRINK WATER!!!
Oh god. That's terrible...*thinks about all the other times I didn't drink water and it was at least 101° out* *laughs nervously*
 

Honey Lavender;

Worse than a grounded pilot: a grounded pegasus
@Crimson_Steel17 I've never had that. Sounds awful :(
Though I've had heat exhaustion before. It was like having really bad flu for an hour.
It was... and I'm sorry to hear that.

Okay, seriously though. You wanna know what just happened? Someone had a kitchen fire in the hotel I'm staying in, and set off the fire alarm. Nobody's hurt, and we're all back inside now that they put it out real quick, but it definitely happened...

Is disaster following me?! :V
 
It was... and I'm sorry to hear that.

Okay, seriously though. You wanna know what just happened? Someone had a kitchen fire in the hotel I'm staying in, and set off the fire alarm. Nobody's hurt, and we're all back inside now that they put it out real quick, but it definitely happened...

Is disaster following me?! :V
Have you stepped under any ladders lately? :v

I just realized I scheduled a counselor appointment on the time of my test xD I gotta go in early to fix that...
*breaks down into tears*
 

Honey Lavender;

Worse than a grounded pilot: a grounded pegasus
Have you stepped under any ladders lately? :v

I just realized I scheduled a counselor appointment on the time of my test xD I gotta go in early to fix that...
*breaks down into tears*
No... but I hope you feel better soon *hugs*
 

Serin

No longer active.
*almost fell asleep* that was so close.


Have you stepped under any ladders lately? :v

I just realized I scheduled a counselor appointment on the time of my test xD I gotta go in early to fix that...
*breaks down into tears*
Awe. That sucks....

Don't cryyyyyyy *hugs*

I am so not awake right now. *facedesk*
 
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-Praydeth-

The Trickster coyote.
*almost fell asleep* that was so close.
I am so not awake right now. *facedesk*

Do that about four times a day and you'll be successful as me! Please help my responsibilities consume my livelihood almost entirely & i have to trade of physical health to keep up with my work without going insane.
 

Rystren

Call me FLUuFFFFEH || The Original Floater
Pretty hard day I take it?
Easy day. We were just joking around and now there's a small imprint of my face on the vending machine downstairs
 

-Praydeth-

The Trickster coyote.
Oh.... OOOOOOOOH................ OH, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

So I was thinking about how everyone is a wolf, a fox or something pretty uncommon for the most part. Then I remembered coyotes. Me being into biology (even though usually marine biology) search it up looking for interesting stuff to read.

In folklore and mythology.

  • The coyote features prominently as a trickster figure in the folktales of America's indigenous peoples, alternately assuming the form of an actual coyote or a man.
  • the coyote acts as a picaresque hero which rebels against social convention through deception and humor!
  • The coyote was likely given its trickster role in light of the actual animal's intelligence and adaptability!
  • A cowardly and untrustworthy animal.
*Looks at description on profile & has a bit of self reflection*
*Decides to delve deeper*

  • It is variously credited for having brought fire to humanity, releasing the bison into the world, and of having slain monsters by petrifying them.
  • The Maidu creation myth has the coyote introducing work, suffering, and death to the world. Zuni folklore has the coyote bringing winter into the world by stealing light from the kachinas
  • Some tribes, such as the Chinook, Maidu, Paiute, Pawnee, Tohono O'odham, and Ute portray the coyote as the companion of the creator.
  • In the Paiute creation myth, the coyote was created by the wolf as a companion, and the two created land by piling soil on the water-covered world.
  • A Tohono O'odham flood myth has the coyote helping Montezuma survive a global deluge that destroys humanity.
  • After the Great Mystery creates humanity, the coyote and Montezuma teach people how to live.
  • The Crow creation myth portrays Old Man Coyote as the creator. In Navajo mythology, the coyote was present in the First World with First Man and First Woman, though a different version has it being created in the Fourth World.
  • The Navajo coyote brings death into the world, explaining that without death, too many people would exist, thus no room to plant corn.
  • the god of dance, music and carnality, is depicted in several codices as a man with a coyote's head.
  • Epigrapher David H. Kelley argued that the god Quetzalcoatl owed its origins to pre-Aztec Uto-Aztecan mythological depictions of the coyote, which is portrayed as mankind's "Elder Brother", a creator, seducer, trickster, and culture hero linked to the morning star.
I am the assistant of the creator, a trickster, jolly, mischievous, joyful, a liar, a betrayer, The god of seduction I am a assistant of death & i help bring about the dam end of world apparently!

Well holy shit then ok........... A lot of this shit fits me scarily well.
 
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