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BahgDaddy
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I would give you weird looks too if you were asking me to put shit on your sub.
"Hi, I'd like a footlong with fresh shit, please."
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"Hi, I'd like a footlong with fresh shit, please."
Yakamaru
Silly McFly
Casey Fluffbat
E. Fuscus from the discount section
Hmm. Can we make it to 1,000 before the end of the year?
Ayy, I'm tryin' boss, I'm tryin'.
Yakamaru
Silly McFly
Work harder then! More monkeys on typing machines!Ayy, I'm tryin' boss, I'm tryin'.
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BahgDaddy
Guest
Ayy, I'm tryin' boss, I'm tryin'.
Eventually the monkey will accidentally write the bible.
Yakamaru
Silly McFly
You're better of making food at home, mate.
Won't have to deal with wonky ingredients.
Crimcyan
Chum bucket with the u
Thats if I'm ever home, I leave my house at 4:30am and get back at 8:30pm..You're better of making food at home, mate.
Won't have to deal with wonky ingredients.
I got hella long days
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aloveablebunny
Guest
*pops open champange*
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BahgDaddy
Guest
*drinks champagne*
Simo
Professional Watermelon Farmer
Hey all, thanks for the support earlier. Things look OK, have a place to live, am selling a few things, money looks like it will even out, I'll make it. I'll get back to answering any PMs soon, here, long day.
Oh, I found this funny: little sign, by the reigster in the local cigar and pipe tobacco shop. Made me laugh. Love that simulated wood grain finish...
LBCicedragon
Blue Dragon.
Can't help dreaming of yiffs during class.My classmates often wonder why I always have lustful smiles
Mikazuki Marazhu
I hate you all
>be me
>be a shitty independent DJ
>get few gigs around city, gain popularity
>get offered gig to DJ at prom at my old high school
>fucking hate all those kids but I need the money
>decide to fuck with the kids
>start making EDM song from scratch
>strip off my clothes, lube up my dick and fap into my premium studio microphone
>get all sorts of good spurt, fap, schlop noises
>mix into a song and add a drum kit
>call the song imcoming.mp3
>be at prom
>yell in autistic DJ voice "ARE YOU KIDS READY TO PAAAAARRTYYY"
>Play the song
>right before the drop it's my autotuned voice yelling "IM COMING"
>Myfacewhen all the kids are loving it
>MFW all the teachers are dancing too
>MFW I played sounds of me masturbating to 500+ people
>be a shitty independent DJ
>get few gigs around city, gain popularity
>get offered gig to DJ at prom at my old high school
>fucking hate all those kids but I need the money
>decide to fuck with the kids
>start making EDM song from scratch
>strip off my clothes, lube up my dick and fap into my premium studio microphone
>get all sorts of good spurt, fap, schlop noises
>mix into a song and add a drum kit
>call the song imcoming.mp3
>be at prom
>yell in autistic DJ voice "ARE YOU KIDS READY TO PAAAAARRTYYY"
>Play the song
>right before the drop it's my autotuned voice yelling "IM COMING"
>Myfacewhen all the kids are loving it
>MFW all the teachers are dancing too
>MFW I played sounds of me masturbating to 500+ people
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BahgDaddy
Guest
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aloveablebunny
Guest
connortheskunk
definitely did not look at yiff last night.
This made me laugh way harder than it should have
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BahgDaddy
Guest
I like cartoon dogs fucking each other.
Casey Fluffbat
E. Fuscus from the discount section
yA'LL NeED JeSUs
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BahgDaddy
Guest
I really hope there's no deity watching me while I fap to animal cartoons...
Mikazuki Marazhu
I hate you all
Story of how I reunited with my cousin
>Be me
>Bored 15 year old
>prank call random numbers
>get bored of that, starts jacking off
>hear window smash, door broken down
>it's homeland security
>breaks down washroom door, dick in my hand, AR-15 in his
>gets arrested
>questioned about links to terrorist organization
>WTF.jpg
>apparently a call was traced back to my address that set off an IED in syria
>apparently the IED blew up in an ISIS IED factory+dozen of insurgents
>few months later, recieve a heavy package in the mail
>open it up, its a severed head with a note
>apparently the local rebels found out how I blew up an ISIS IED factory
>sent me one of their charred dismembered heads as thanks
>looks exactly like cousin mark who went missing two years ago
>MFW
>Bored 15 year old
>prank call random numbers
>get bored of that, starts jacking off
>hear window smash, door broken down
>it's homeland security
>breaks down washroom door, dick in my hand, AR-15 in his
>gets arrested
>questioned about links to terrorist organization
>WTF.jpg
>apparently a call was traced back to my address that set off an IED in syria
>apparently the IED blew up in an ISIS IED factory+dozen of insurgents
>few months later, recieve a heavy package in the mail
>open it up, its a severed head with a note
>apparently the local rebels found out how I blew up an ISIS IED factory
>sent me one of their charred dismembered heads as thanks
>looks exactly like cousin mark who went missing two years ago
>MFW
Crimcyan
Chum bucket with the u
What if Jesus was a anthro, would you let him watch then?
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aloveablebunny
Guest
So this is what happens after midnight
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BahgDaddy
Guest
Is that how you get ahead in life?
Mikazuki Marazhu
I hate you all
Get out! >:V