Off the bench
*he sits in utter confusion at the wolf who rediscovered the pencil* uuuuhhhhh????
ok now this is quality content[Walks up to the camera and places Minigun on a cardboard box and sits down in a chair.]
"I am Heavy Weapons Guy... and this [grabs Minigun] is my weapon. [lays both hands covetously on Minigun] She weighs one hundred fifty kilograms and fires two hundred dollar, custom-tooled cartridges at ten thousand rounds per minute. [looks intently at viewer] It costs four hundred thousand dollars to fire this weapon...for twelve seconds."