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Orangina furry commercials

Mambi

Fun loving kitty cat
I normally hate commercials, but stumbled across these ones (sorry if this is old news), and if you ignore the "trying to sell this drink" crap, the commercials are VERY furry and pretty cool actually.

(my favourite, naturally <smile>)

(a collage of a bunch of 'em)
 

Zara the Hork-Bajir

Active Member
Wow, I didn't think stuff like that was on TV. Though what on earth is this product, is it a car polish, drink, skin care or fabric softener, all the commercials seem to portay it differently?

Reminds me of turbulent juice from Rick and Morty :)

 

Fallowfox

Are we moomin, or are we dancer?
Wow, I didn't think stuff like that was on TV. Though what on earth is this product, is it a car polish, drink, skin care or fabric softener, all the commercials seem to portay it differently?

Reminds me of turbulent juice from Rick and Morty :)


It's a French fizzy drink. It is like an orange version of lemonade and you can order it in some French restaurants. (though probably not the posh ones!)


The racy adverts were finally pulled off of the air after they aired one with a gay couple in it.

Funny times in the past, where basically broadcasting soft-core furry pornography before 6pm was considered okay but a gay caress was too far. ;D
 

Punji

Vaskebjørn
The racy adverts were finally pulled off of the air after they aired one with a gay couple in it.

Funny times in the past, where basically broadcasting soft-core furry pornography before 6pm was considered okay but a gay caress was too far. ;D
The gay one was the best one though! :confused:
 

Gravey D. Train

Existential Husky
I've tried orangina before cause of the commercials. It's okay I guess. It tastes like a bitter orange juice that's made of the peel
 

Sam Akuchin Wamm

Well-Known Member
zootopia 2.0
 

fernshiine

Well-Known Member
Wherever that is, y'all are lucky. The commercials I get to see here are sooo repetitive
 

JuniperW

Birb Fanatic
I love Orangina. Specifically when it's from France, because for whatever reason it tastes like crap when you buy it anywhere else.
I had literally no idea these commercials existed, and they're simultaneously the best and worst thing I've ever seen. Who the hell are these targeted towards? They're filled with weird sexual innuendos and some versions of the juice are branded with cultural stereotypes (I remember seeing some of those while on holiday in ages ago. I didn't think anything of them at the time, as eight year olds tend to.)
 
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Deleted member 134556

Guest
I enjoy wondering how non furries think when looking at this.
 

JuniperW

Birb Fanatic
Oh...I wasn't intending to post again on here, but this video came up in the recommendations for one of the Orangina adverts, and I think it's just as weird as them, if not even weirder.
At least the innuendos make sense this time.
 

Frank Gulotta

Send us your floppy
You can tell the pandering to furries is mostly accidental by the amount of women in these ads. That or they messed up. Yawn.
 

TemetNosce88

Prepare for the collapse
I enjoy wondering how non furries think when looking at this.
I always hope it's more like this:

 

Xitheon

I may be mad but I'm perfectly good at it.
I got confused because I'm retarded and I thought you meant this:

 

Zara the Hork-Bajir

Active Member
It's sparkling orange juice
It seems like nobody is surprised by the goat cleaning the floor at 0:30 in the second video with juice, or the gecko at 0:40 fixing acne with juice, or the bear at 0:50 using juice as a deodorant, the hyena fixing her hair with juice, or the cougar using it as an aftershave just after. I clearly don't know the power of sparkling orange juice, it seems to be as versatile as ductape, really need some in the toolkit. :)
 

Fallowfox

Are we moomin, or are we dancer?
It seems like nobody is surprised by the goat cleaning the floor at 0:30 in the second video with juice, or the gecko at 0:40 fixing acne with juice, or the bear at 0:50 using juice as a deodorant, the hyena fixing her hair with juice, or the cougar using it as an aftershave just after. I clearly don't know the power of sparkling orange juice, it seems to be as versatile as ductape, really need some in the toolkit. :)

Just never use it for enemas and you're good.
 
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