hara-surya
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I frequently post a video made by the notoriously grouchy and outspoken author Harlan Ellison about paying the writer:
But, seeing how many stories on FA are erotica, and even those that aren't...
Pay the writer...
You're worth it...
Ask for money...
Sell your stories on places like Amazon Kindle Direct and Smashwords.
Your write about weird kinky stuff? So do I!
You don't think Furries stories sell? They do! There's a massive demand untapped for quality stories.
You don't think your stuff will sell? OK, let's rap...
(Also, I rap like Ice-T and Zach de la Rocha so I don't care what you think.)
It will.
Trust me.
People are perverts.
Fifty Shades - as garbage of a book as it was - proves it.
People are perverts.
My grandfather is 94yo and looks at porn. I taught him how to find stuff that wasn't filled with viruses. He likes school girls and so do I...
My father learned I write porn, and probably looked up the weird, kinky shit I write, and he supports me.
Write it, sell it, no matter how kinky it is and you'll probably get sales.
NOW... IMPORANT POINT...
That My Little Pony and Zootopia shit you right? Won't sell. Very, very illegal.
File the serial numbers off and sell it.
That's what Fifty Shades woman did. (It's garbage-quality fanfic of Twilight, which was garbage to start with. Seriously, don't fucking read that shit.)
Don't write porn? Wonderful! Still publish it. As a Furry writer people still think you're a pervert even if you write squeaky clean stories.
Seriously. Don't think "I give it away because no one else will read it" is a good reason.
People want to read it. Publish it and get paid.
But, seeing how many stories on FA are erotica, and even those that aren't...
Pay the writer...
You're worth it...
Ask for money...
Sell your stories on places like Amazon Kindle Direct and Smashwords.
Your write about weird kinky stuff? So do I!
You don't think Furries stories sell? They do! There's a massive demand untapped for quality stories.
You don't think your stuff will sell? OK, let's rap...
(Also, I rap like Ice-T and Zach de la Rocha so I don't care what you think.)
It will.
Trust me.
People are perverts.
Fifty Shades - as garbage of a book as it was - proves it.
People are perverts.
My grandfather is 94yo and looks at porn. I taught him how to find stuff that wasn't filled with viruses. He likes school girls and so do I...
My father learned I write porn, and probably looked up the weird, kinky shit I write, and he supports me.
Write it, sell it, no matter how kinky it is and you'll probably get sales.
NOW... IMPORANT POINT...
That My Little Pony and Zootopia shit you right? Won't sell. Very, very illegal.
File the serial numbers off and sell it.
That's what Fifty Shades woman did. (It's garbage-quality fanfic of Twilight, which was garbage to start with. Seriously, don't fucking read that shit.)
Don't write porn? Wonderful! Still publish it. As a Furry writer people still think you're a pervert even if you write squeaky clean stories.
Seriously. Don't think "I give it away because no one else will read it" is a good reason.
People want to read it. Publish it and get paid.