Ain't it a shame? Dallas is nice for that I hear. It is now the queer capital of the world, along with a high percentage of queer cowboys. I'm sad I moved away, I never knew the Deep South was brimming with fags until I left.
It's all that churching, mah boi. A church on every street in the South, and you can bet half of them will be Baptists.
Fuckin Baptists. Jumping over chairs and speaking in tongues and shit. Praising Jesus for being filthy little pieces of scum unworthy of his magnanimous love and devotion and all that jazz.
Most of us gays keep it under our hats, so to speak. We don't want the whole neighborhood to invite us to a barbecue and then have them tell us that we're the main course. I had a lesbian friend and for a whole week and a half, kids drove past her house, throwing stones through the windows and hollering and revving their engines.
Little country fucks need to stick to farming and picking up pig shit. We don't bother you, you don't bother us.
