Glossophobia-- fear of obsolete words?
Fuck me too.
I cried getting my flu shot ;_;
When I was a kid, I saw this scene in that Adam Sandler remake of Mr. Deeds where some old dude pulls his kneecap off or something. So now when ever I walk through the kitchen or any other room with low cabinets, I'm always terrified I'm going to get one of my knees caught on the handles and rip it off.
...what's that? NO SHUT UP I DON'T GET TOO OBSESSED WITH VIDEO GAMES SHUT UP YOU FAG0T YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING OH YEAH WELL YOUR MOM WAS OBSESSED WITH ME LAST NIGHT SHUT UP MOOOOOM THESE FAGS ARE BEING MEEAAAN TO ME BRING ME MORE HOT POCKETS ASJKHFKALJNEMNFAJSLFJSDFAM
Ooooooh!~ You hear that RabidLynx? ZettaBit wants you to become a personal pet. ;D