Pirate v. Ninja

[Nylak]

Hmm I guess he brought over the toilet paper when he was with your mom :V

Oh snap!

 

[Bando]

Hmm I guess he brought over the toilet paper when he was with your mom :V

Oooooh!

 

[Atrak]

Hmm I guess he brought over the toilet paper when he was with your mom :V

Oh, so that's why he was retarded enough to use my shampoo to shave his legs with :V . I was wondering about that.

 

[Captain Spyro]

Hmm I guess he brought over the toilet paper when he was with your mom :V

....

It's amazing people still use those jokes.

 

[CannonFodder]

Oh, so that's why he was retarded enough to use my shampoo to shave his legs with :V . I was wondering about that.

You need to stop using nair shampoo.
also
http://i439.photobucket.com/albums/qq113/Sora0491/Funny Stuff/ChuckNorrisVSWhalePlz.jpg

 

[Atrak]

You need to stop using nair shampoo.

I don't. That's what was retarded about it. Also, he was manly to use a piece of broken mirror to shave with. I just wish he hadn't punched my mirror to get the piece -.- .

 

[Nylak]

I don't. That's what was retarded about it. Also, he was manly to use a piece of broken mirror to shave with. I just wish he hadn't punched my mirror to get the piece -.- .

You know he's manly if he's willing to risk 7 years bad luck just to shave.

 

[CannonFodder]

I don't. That's what was retarded about it. Also, he was manly to use a piece of broken mirror to shave with. I just wish he hadn't punched my mirror to get the piece -.- .

He forgot his knife that day.

 

[Captain Spyro]

You know he's manly if he's willing to risk 7 years bad luck just to shave.

DAMN! What logic! O_O

Only Mr. Norris. Where's ripped-shirt Captain Kirk when you need him?

 

[Atrak]

He forgot his knife that day.

He could have just asked for one. I'm sure I could have found a rusty dull knife around the house :/ .

 

[footfoe]

Chuck Norris just called me and told me to tell you to stop talking about him.... Or else

 

[Atrak]

Chuck Norris just called me and told me to tell you to stop talking about him.... Or else

Chuck Norris's mom just called me. She says to tell you to tell her son to get on home for dinner and a spanking. She also wants you to come spend the night.

 

[SirRob]

Chuck Norris just called me and told me to tell you to stop talking about him.... Or else

Did he use a phone? Or did he yell?

 

[CannonFodder]

Chuck Norris just called me and told me to tell you to stop talking about him.... Or else

Tell him we're just saying how cool he is.

http://i300.photobucket.com/albums/nn22/Capum5/Funny Gifs/ChuckNorris.gif

 

[Unsilenced]

Tell him we're just saying how cool he is.

http://i300.photobucket.com/albums/nn22/Capum5/Funny%20Gifs/ChuckNorris.gif

Roflmao. :V

http://extracine.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/05/chuck-norris-300.jpg

EDIT: This thread is now about Chuck Norris.

 

[Fuzzy Alien]

Pirates! They have cool catchphrases.

 

[CannonFodder]

Roflmao. :V

http://extracine.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/05/chuck-norris-300.jpg

EDIT: This thread is now about Chuck Norris.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QNPT64WqwAA

 

[Nylak]

Pirates! They have cool catchphrases.

ARRRRRGH.

 

[Atrak]

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_FZH41W2fRk4/R3TxvUQOpqI/AAAAAAAAA0o/cchJZRMgBOk/s400/chuck_norris.jpg

He appears to be down on his luck.

ARRRRRGH.

They don't really say that :/ .

 

[footfoe]

Did he use a phone? Or did he yell?

no he just talked, chuch norris can talk to any one any where as long as there is nitrogen in the air

 

[CannonFodder]

Chuck Norris once went to the virgin islands, now they're just known as the islands.

 

[Atrak]

It has been scientifically proven that Chuck Norris's tears can cure cancer.

...

Chuck Norris doesn't cry.

 

[Nylak]

They don't really say that :/ .

Shut up, it's fun.

 

[Captain Spyro]

It has been scientifically proven that Chuck Norris's tears can cure cancer.

...

Chuck Norris doesn't cry.

Therefore cancer is extinct.

 

[CannonFodder]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EtQPBHhiAQI