Pirate v. Ninja

[Wreth]

Ahoy there scallywags!

 

[Kit H. Ruppell]

Space Pirates. Ridley would SO kick Naruto's ass!

 

[Wreth]

Captain Slag, Scourge of the galaxy. Surrender your vessel, or be cast to the depths of the universe!

 

[Attaman]

Pirates are superior. Ninjas are assassins first and foremost, and get less effective the more you throw at someone.

Pirates are raiders, bandits, sailors, and - most despicably of all - politicians. They get more effective the more you have, and make use of ranged weapons.

Vikings beat both, however.

 

[Os]

ARRRR!! "It's me. Guybrush Threepwood, Mighty Pirate!tm"

 

[Bernad]

I choose pirates of course!

 

[Usarise]

How about we settle the Pirate-Ninja conflict with a compromise?
Cyborg Pirate Ninja Jesus?

 

[Ranzun the Dragon-Shark]

Pirates are cooler

 

[Azure]

Pirates are superior. Ninjas are assassins first and foremost, and get less effective the more you throw at someone.

Pirates are raiders, bandits, sailors, and - most despicably of all - politicians. They get more effective the more you have, and make use of ranged weapons.

Vikings beat both, however.

Space Pirates beat all of the above.

 

[Usarise]

Space Pirates beat all of the above.

but nothing beats the power of Chuck Norris.

 

[Azure]

but nothing beats the power of Chuck Norris.

Fuck Chuck Norris. Stupid ass fake kung fu having republicunt.

 

[Metal_Skunk]

Pirates all the way. They awesome metal, about them. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WTlhUfBLKlM

 

[Tycho]

op plz forget where the new thread button is located, forever

k thx

 

[fuzthefurfox]

pirate=ninja math promblem involving legend of zelda saying how this is true: pirate=tetra tetra=zelda zelda=sheek sheek=ninja THEREFORE pirate=ninja :3

 

[Azure]

pirate=ninja math promblem involving legend of zelda saying how this is true: pirate=tetra tetra=zelda zelda=sheek sheek=ninja THEREFORE pirate=ninja :3

No.

 

[fuzthefurfox]

No.

YES

 

[Yrr]

Ninja would win in a fight, but pirate is more awesome.

Zombie beats both, though.

 

[footfoe]

op plz forget where the new thread button is located, forever

k thx

You sir are a P.E. teacher

 

[Tycho]

You sir are a P.E. teacher

And you're an oversexed little Intertard with a terminal case of thread diarrhea.

 

[footfoe]

And you're an oversexed little Intertard with a terminal case of thread diarrhea.

doth i bother you so?

 

[Tycho]

doth i bother you so?

You're like one of those annoying little bugs in the summer months that seems to be unable to resist crawling on my computer screen and running around in loops like a fucking drunk.

 

[footfoe]

You're like one of those annoying little bugs in the summer months that seems to be unable to resist crawling on my computer screen and running around in loops like a fucking drunk.

how are months getting into your house? you need to close the door.

 

[Shark_the_raptor]

And his name was Captain Jack Sparrow. -dramatic music-

 

[Atrak]

Instead i'm going to insult you.

Youu are a glorified P.E. teacher.

And you're the nerdy short kid that can't play sports for shit. Naturally, when we play dodgeball, you're the ball.

Undead Hitler.

Fuck, that might make a good movie. Rob Zombie should have made a feature-length film out of Werewolf Women of the SS, and worked Undead Hitler in there.



Yeah well they're more like guidelines really.

Tell that to Jack's dad.
*twang!*

And his name was Captain Jack Sparrow. -dramatic music-

Don't lie, you're a fan of Barbossa!

 

[Sauvignon]

Pirates.