Clearly the correct choice is "none of the above." Though ninjutsu and piracy both hold strong reign on today's culture as "awesome," I'll go with the wild card and point out that cyborgs would destroy either easily. Good day.
Aha, I'm glad you noticed. Now then... for your gelatinous cubes, I'll raise you a giant worm, covered in aerodynamic spikes and equipped with oversized wings.I just felt like pointing out that this is one of the best first posts I have ever seen.I shall see your cyborgs and raise you gelatinous cubes.
Aha, I'm glad you noticed. Now then... for your gelatinous cubes, I'll raise you a giant worm, covered in aerodynamic spikes and equipped with oversized wings.
Curses! I've been matched! As a proud writer of monster-of-the-week stories, I refuse to be outwitted! I'll take on your turnip spider... with my giant, ravenous rabbit-raven hybrid, equipped with heat vision! ...What? I have a thing for baked turnip.