Pirates Vs. Ninjas: The Debate rages

[benignBiotic]

I'm going to side with my captain and bosun. Pirates. YAAARRR.

 

[lilyWhite]

Edward Kenway.

 

[Iero]

Well if we're comparing ninjas like Ryu Hayabusa to pirates, then ninjas won hands down. But if we're comparing Naruto style ninjas? Lol, not only do pirates win, but so do ponies, Sonic fan characters, and Touhou girls.

Touhou girls win anyways. I'm afraid no pirate or ninja would have no chance against Remilia.

 

[Heliophobic]

Didn't people stop arguing about shit like this back in 2010?

 

[Schwimmwagen]

Pirates are metal as shit, so I don't see why this debate needs to go any further.

 

[Batty Krueger]

Common Gibbs you can do better than that!


Ninjas have better weapons, at least in the fun side. Who wouldn't wanna throw a knife shaped like a star? I know I would, and have!

 

[badlands]

pirates!

what else did you expect from someone with a jolly roger as an avatar?

also http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j8O1LpzC1Po

 

[Schwimmwagen]

Common Gibbs you can do better than that!


Ninjas have better weapons, at least in the fun side. Who wouldn't wanna throw a knife shaped like a star? I know I would, and have!

Well the sheer metalness of pirates comes from their sense of community, adventure, drinking, and battling sea monsters with huge knives. And of course lots of awesome stories and myths.

And assloads of cannons and shit that explodes. And wenches.

AND GOLD

lots of gold

did I mention wenches?

 

[Sutekh_the_Destroyer]

Pirates, because they have parrots. Who wouldn't want to teach a bird how to say rude things?

 

[Kit H. Ruppell]

Space Pirates.

 

[RadioactiveRedFox]

Pirates, hands down.

 

[idejtauren]

Pirate Ninja Robot Zombies

Also http://drmcninja.com/

 

[Riho]

Just to put out my opinion: Who caaaarrreees?
Hyenas and Space Marines are the masters.

 

[Conker]

I'm back. Did you miss me?
No, you didn't. Nobody misses a hyena. And nobody expects him when he comes back. NOBODY.
BUT! I come back with a bang!

I think the better question is, "who are you?"

 

[Riho]

I think the better question is, "who are you?"

A mysterious hyena of mysteriousness.
*bows*

 

[Percy]

Do post ninjas count as ninjas?

 

[Xela-Dasi]

Here is a link on why you should love ninjas and what they do every Monday!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m6-USu_iy08

 

[stupidhyena]

pirates, they're more fun

 

[Riho]

No.
Mayonnaise isn't a ninja either.

 

[Azure]

turd sandwich vs giant douche

 

[Judge Spear]

Touhou girls win anyways. I'm afraid no pirate or ninja would have no chance against Remilia.

I have no idea who that is...

 

[Lucy Bones]

You can't just say ninja vs. pirate.

Where they're fighting and stuff like that definitely makes a difference. In an open lighted area or on the open sea, a pirate has the advantage.

In darker, more enclosed areas, ninjas have the advantage.

 

[benignBiotic]

Truly this isn't a question. There are four pirates right here on the forums. We can just keelhaul you until you get the answer right

 

[Schwimmwagen]

In darker, more enclosed areas, ninjas have the advantage.

But even then the pirates have flintlocks and stuff.

Or we could be Somalian pirates and have AKs.
and we'd definitely blend in to the dark

 

[Lucy Bones]

But even then the pirates have flintlocks and stuff.

Yeah, but only one shot before it has to be reloaded, as well as sluggish and inaccurate. A sneaky ninja has a very good chance of being able to get up close to a pirate in that scenario, and when that happens, pirate is going to get cut up.