*Shrugs* Still looks cool with or without hair. Ah, a bo-*Sees the label, scooting it under a bush* that wasn't supposed to get here until Monday....
Pranks you by putting a whoopie cushion on everything you sit or stand on.
*frustrated after the 10th fart*
Son of a bitch!
*tapes throwy poppy snap things to the under side of your toilet seat*