Predators and Prey

[Keefur]

I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy it, actually.

-1

-1

 

[TR273]

*yoink!*
My point!
+1

0

 

[Guifrog]

I love being insane!
-1
-1

 

[Nax04]

We all are a bit insane
-1
-2

 

[TR273]

*Drops the Predators into the Seine.*
+1

-1

 

[Simo]

*Uses the Predators as flotation devices, in Seine.*

+1

0

 

[TR273]

*Fits the predators with outbound engines.*
Hey @Simo I'll give you a race.
+1

1

 

[Simo]

*Fits the predators with outbound engines.*
Hey @Simo I'll give you a race.
+1

1

You're on!

*mounts a motor on @A Minty cheetah , and prepares to use tail as a rudder*

*nyooms down The Seine, losing my beret in the breeze*

+1

2

 

[TR273]

You're on!

*mounts a motor on @A Minty cheetah , and prepares to use tail as a rudder*

*nyooms down The Seine, losing my beret in the breeze*

+1

2

*Charges after on @Ravoboat , soaks the crowds outside the Louvre, loses onions but holds onto baguettes.*
+1

3

 

[Simo]

*passes @Massan Otter , who merely gives us both a funny look*

+1

4

 

[TR273]

*Swamps the crowds looking at The Eiffel Tower *
+1

5

 

[Massan Otter]

I am indeed confused.

-1

4

 

[Simo]

*splashes some random Polar Bear tourists, in Hawaiian shirts*

+1

5

 

[TR273]

*Lands boat, goes to check out the Burlesque clubs*
+1

6

 

[Massan Otter]

*sashays on-stage and begins my routine*

-1

5

 

[Simo]

*sashays on-stage and begins my routine*

-1

5

*watches your exotic seaweed striptease*

+1

6

 

[TR273]

*Waves baguettes in an appreciative manner.*
+1

7

 

[Simo]

*tosses a few € up on stage*

+1

8

 

[TR273]

*Is distracted chatting up Michelle the bar maid.*
+1

9

 

[Massan Otter]

*Wraps my tail around the pole and spins upside-down*

-1

8

 

[Simo]

*tosses the otter an "I Can't Believe It's Not Fish" Fishstick*

+1

9

 

[TR273]

*Still at the bar.*
+1

10

 

[A Minty cheetah]

Guess I'm now a Dinghy Cheetah...
-1

9

 

[Massan Otter]

*Flings the final strand of damp seaweed into the audience and finishes my spot to (very) scattered applause*

The stage is now conspicuously empty, waiting....

-1

8

 

[TR273]

*Now Michelle's friend Yvette has turned up too.*
+1

9