Predators and Prey

[WXYZ]

*spanks @Manchesterite at the Centre Georges Pompidou - Musee National d’art Moderne, for a performance art piece*

*steals a plastic S from the museum, gives it to Simo*
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(I wish Hergé finished Tintin and Alph-Art)

 

[Ravofox]

*Puts @Ravofox into a stripy jumper, beret and for giggles, slaps a mask on him. Then calls the French Rozzers to catch the criminal.*

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Haha, they can't catch me!

*prepares a trap for TR with some nice French cheese*

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[Simo]

*prepares a trap for @Ravofox with some tough French chickens*

"Nous allons trouver et fesser ce Ravo Fox!

Sa croupe sera aussi rouge que le peigne d'un coq!"


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[Keefur]

*prepares a trap for @Ravofox with some tough French chickens*

"Nous allons trouver et fesser ce Ravo Fox!

Sa croupe sera aussi rouge que le peigne d'un coq!"


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Those chickens weren't so tough. A little chewy perhaps.

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[Simo]

*tosses you some of these*

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[Keefur]

I'm too busy working on one of these.

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[Ravofox]

*prepares a trap for @Ravofox with some tough French chickens*

"Nous allons trouver et fesser ce Ravo Fox!

Sa croupe sera aussi rouge que le peigne d'un coq!"


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Is that so?

Je vais arracher leurs plumes et les utiliser pour vous chatouiller!

I'm too busy working on one of these.

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Ooh, leave some for me!

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[Keefur]

Is that so?

Je vais arracher leurs plumes et les utiliser pour vous chatouiller!



Ooh, leave some for me!

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*Gives you a leg to munch on*

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[Ravofox]

*Gives you a leg to munch on*

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ooh, thankies!!

*hesitates* how the hell did you get a mammoth in the first place?!

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[Simo]

*zips @Ravofox into a mamnoth onesie*

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[Ravofox]

*zips @Ravofox into a mamnoth onesie*

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oof!! Hope kee realises, and gets me out, it's stuffy in here!

*charges at you with trunk and tusks*

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[Simo]

oof!! Hope kee realises, and gets me out, it's stuffy in here!

*charges at you with trunk and tusks*

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*jumps up on your back*

Ride 'em Cowboy!

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[Keefur]

ooh, thankies!!

*hesitates* how the hell did you get a mammoth in the first place?!

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I had one in the freezer.

oof!! Hope kee realises, and gets me out, it's stuffy in here!

*charges at you with trunk and tusks*

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I only took one test bite and could tell it was cloth.

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[Ravofox]

*jumps up on your back*

Ride 'em Cowboy!

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Grrrr!!!

*Flings ya off and straight into a KFC*

I had one in the freezer.

I only took one test bite and could tell it was cloth.

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Hehe!! Phew!
I'm glad ya did, now I can get out *uses hole to rip out*

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[Keefur]

Grrrr!!!

*Flings ya off and straight into a KFC*



Hehe!! Phew!
I'm glad ya did, now I can get out *uses hole to rip out*

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Back in my day, it was a faux pas to dress like a prey animal.

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[Simo]

Grrrr!!!

*Flings ya off and straight into a KFC*



Hehe!! Phew!
I'm glad ya did, now I can get out *uses hole to rip out*

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*catches ya with a trip wire, zips you into plump hen onesies and takes you to Col. Sanders*

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[Keefur]

*catches ya with a trip wire, zips you into plump hen onesies and takes you to Col. Sanders*

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*Catches @Ravofox when they throw him out*
They get their chicken in buckets. lol

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[Ravofox]

*catches ya with a trip wire, zips you into plump hen onesies and takes you to Col. Sanders*

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Aaaaagh!!!!

*Catches @Ravofox when they throw him out*
They get their chicken in buckets. lol

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Phew, what a relief!

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[Simo]

*dips @Ravofox in extra crispy KFC batter, and rolls in feathers*

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[Ravofox]

*dips @Ravofox in extra crispy KFC batter, and rolls in feathers*

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Ok, this is just ridiculous!

*starts an uprising of the chickens, who do the same to you*

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[Simo]

*makes a den for us to share that looks like a giant upside down KFC bucket*

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[Keefur]

*Pokes air holes in the bucket with his fangs.*

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[Izzy4895]

*Gives @Ravofox coupons for free KFC meals.*

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[Simo]

*buys KFC so that it is now Kentucky Fried Cauliflower*

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[Keefur]

*Starts his own fast food place. KFC... Kool Furry Carrion.* Read the roadside signs.

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