Predators and Prey

[TR273]

What could they be talking about?
*Whistles innocently*

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[A Minty cheetah]

What could they be talking about?
*Whistles innocently*
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No idea! I'm not in New Jersey, so no need to worry
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[WXYZ]

What could they be talking about?
*Whistles innocently*
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[Ravofox]

*Replaces all teabags with beef chunks*
Now you've got some yummy... meat-water.

Doesn't sound all that great, really.

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ooh, a meercat! Don't see many of ya!
Another one of my fursonas I think will be very pleased to meet ya...

Elias, the hyena!!!

What could they be talking about?
*Whistles innocently*
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They're talking about how much more innocent Ravo is compared to Simo! Or anyone else!!

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[Izzy4895]

How about chicken tenders and Mischief Malts?

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[WXYZ]

How about chicken tenders and Mischief Malts?

*drinks a Mischief Malt*
*spanks @Simo*
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[Ravofox]

How about chicken tenders and Mischief Malts?

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Ooh, two please! One for me, one for Elias

*drinks a Mischief Malt*
*spanks @Simo*
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Jolly good show!

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[Izzy4895]

Ooh, two please! One for me, one for Elias



Jolly good show!

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*Gives both of you extra Frisky Fries along with your chicken tenders and Mischief Malts.*

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[WXYZ]

Random message from the Ministry of Information:

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[A Minty cheetah]

Sleepy time, methinks.
G'night!!!
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[TR273]

ooh, a meercat! Don't see many of ya!
Another one of my fursonas I think will be very pleased to meet ya...

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Elias, the hyena!!!


They're talking about how much more innocent Ravo is compared to Simo! Or anyone else!!

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So, what has Ravo done that is illegal in New Jersey?

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(Goodnight Minty )

 

[Simo]

*woken briefly by my noisy cat...drifts back to dreams of @Izzy4895 and @Ravofox and @Manchesterite helping me put all the dragons into cute fluffy Pinkie Pie onesie pajamas and making them sing happy songs while getting tickled and spanked by all the villagers with @Tazmo leading the procession as a parade from Raccoon Ridge through Skunk Hollow and Vulpine Valley where @DRGN Juno is prancing through a field of daisies in a sparkle fox suit and giggling and begging for his Pinkie Pie onesies*

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Zzzzzzzz...........sleep resumes....dreams can come true........

 

[Keefur]

*After @Simo falls asleep, I duct tape him to his bed, wake him up, and force feed him chicken nuggets*

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[TR273]

*After @Simo falls asleep, I duct tape him to his bed, wake him up, and force feed him chicken nuggets*

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*While you're distracted by such things, I shave a cutie mark mark onto your butt.*
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[Keefur]

*Sits on @TR273 because he doesn't see him*

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[TR273]

I feel so put upon...
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[WXYZ]

*Calls police to report missing mouse*
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[Simo]

*After @Simo falls asleep, I duct tape him to his bed, wake him up, and force feed him chicken nuggets*

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*bites you and spits them out giving you Skunkitis. There is no cure. In 12 hours you shall become a wee subservient skunk, subject to my many whims*

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[WXYZ]

*bites you and spits them out giving you Skunkitis. There is no cure. In 12 hours you shall become a wee subservient skunk, subject to my many whims*

Ah, the dreaded Skunkitis. Not even the Mayo Clinic can cure this one.
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[TR273]

Ah, the dreaded Skunkitis. Not even the Mayo Clinic can cure this one.
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The Mayo Clinic?
What is that? Radical Mayonnaise Therapy?
*Keeps both myself and @A Minty cheetah far from this cursed place.*
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[WXYZ]

The Mayo Clinic?
What is that? Radical Mayonnaise Therapy?

It's a well-known medical center in the USA.
Mayo Clinic - Mayo Clinic
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[TR273]

It's a well-known medical center in the USA.
Mayo Clinic - Mayo Clinic
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Ah, thanks.
#themoreyouknow
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[Simo]

The Mayo Clinic?
What is that? Radical Mayonnaise Therapy?
*Keeps both myself and @A Minty cheetah far from this cursed place.*
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*schedules a cleansing stay at The Celery and Peanut Butter Clinic for @A Minty cheetah*

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[TR273]

*schedules a cleansing stay at The Celery and Peanut Butter Clinic for @A Minty cheetah*

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*Kidnaps @A Minty cheetah for his own protection.*

*Drives fast, hides in the Highlands.*
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(I share Minty's apathy for Peanut Butter and Mayonnaise.)

 

[Simo]

*hires sniffer dogs from the firm of Sniffer & Sniffer who quickly track down the chee based on the unique scent*

*distracts mouse with aged Stilton and kidnaps chee taking @A Minty cheetah to labor in a peanut butter factory in Alabama*

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