Predators and Prey

[Massan Otter]

The Mayo Clinic?
What is that? Radical Mayonnaise Therapy?
*Keeps both myself and @A Minty cheetah far from this cursed place.*
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It does sound like some horrific spa treatment! The mind boggles...

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[WXYZ]

*distracts mouse with aged Stilton and kidnaps chee taking @A Minty cheetah to labor in a peanut butter factory in Alabama*

*visits factory*
Oh! @Some Moron's father.
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[Simo]

*makes some traditional Alabama peanut butter pies*

(yes this is really a thing )

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[Massan Otter]

*visits factory*
Oh! @Some Moron's father.
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*Presents with the Meat Management Magazine's "Services to Sausages" award. It exists!

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[TR273]

*Finishes the cheese*
Minty?.
.....

...

Uh oh!

*Braves the Devil's Peanut Butter Mines in a rescue attempt.*
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[Simo]

*makes more peanut butter pies then needs to rest*

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[WXYZ]

*gets treated to a banjo recital while trying to book a flight out*

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[TR273]

*Breaks Minty out of purgatory. Then together we petition the World Courts to have Peanut Butter and Mayonnaise made illegal everywhere.*
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[Tazmo]

*Breaks Minty out of purgatory. Then together we petition the World Courts to have Peanut Butter and Mayonnaise made illegal everywhere.*
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*covers himself in mayo and peanut butter; gives @TR273 and @A Minty cheetah a big ‘ol group hug*

Hehe : )

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[TR273]

*covers himself in mayo and peanut butter; gives @TR273 and @A Minty cheetah a big ‘ol group hug*

Hehe : )

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Eeewww!!!!!
*Cleans the (admitted cute) 'coon off*

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[Massan Otter]

*Tries the same, but with tuna mayo*

(IRL I shuddered slightly writing that)

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[A Minty cheetah]

Oh my sh*te!!! I saw all those tags, and I wasn't wrong to be scared!!!
And now there's tuna mayo too??!!!?!!??

This has gone too far!
*dives into nearest pond and orders an entire road tanker filled with shampoo*
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(Thanks for the rescue, @TR273 )

 

[TR273]

Oh my sh*te!!! I saw all those tags, and I wasn't wrong to be scared!!!
And now there's tuna mayo too??!!!?!!??

This has gone too far!
*dives into nearest pond and orders an entire road tanker filled with shampoo*
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(Thanks for the rescue, @TR273 )

*Joins you*
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[A Minty cheetah]

*uses a yard brush to scrub my fur of the icky nastiness*

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[Nax04]

*is getting used to have just half robotic arm now*

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[TR273]

*Stays underwater for ten minutes, to get the stinky crud out of my fur.*
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[WXYZ]

*injects myself with a tranquilizer*
Night all...
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[A Minty cheetah]

*Stays underwater for ten minutes, to get the stinky crud out of my fur.*
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I'm debating whether to just shave my fur off and wear extra layers if clothing...
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Ooh, goodnight kitty in white!

 

[TR273]

I'm debating whether to just shave my fur off and wear extra layers if clothing...
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Ooh, goodnight kitty in white!

I'm wondering if it is worth hacking Kathleen off enough for her to make good on her threat to use a flamethrower on me.
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(The poor girl does suffer at my paws.)
(I did read an interview with another cartoonist who said most cartoonists would probably be evil dictators if we weren't so lazy, so we just bully our own creations instead.)

(Goodnight @Manchesterite )

 

[Nax04]

I'm debating whether to just shave my fur off and wear extra layers if clothing...
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Ooh, goodnight kitty in white!

Is it possible to make ice cream out of your shaved fur?

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[A Minty cheetah]

Is it possible to make ice cream out of your shaved fur?

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I guess so, although you may get bits of fur stuck between your teeth!
>.<

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[TR273]

*Is now clean.*

*Sees a Mayonnaise Factory.*

*Deals with it.*

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[A Minty cheetah]

*Is now clean.*

*Sees a Mayonnaise Factory.*

*Deals with it.*

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My hero!
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[TR273]

My hero!
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[Guifrog]

*Gibs @A Minty cheetah a long tongue embrace*
Wibbit, fwen!!!
*releases him and hops away*
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