
You may have changed your name, but your face is still the same.*emigrates to the UK, gets indefinite leave to remain status, changes my name by deed poll to @A Minty cheetah*
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*sends letters to the Prince on the wisdom of his views about architecture**UK authorities recognise you from 'your' mischief rampage, (particularly that bit with Prince Charles and the pie. They pick you up and throw you in the Tower of London for 1000000000000000042 years.*
*Anna has been intercepting Charles's post (like any good sister) she pops round and glares at you.**sends letters to the Prince on the wisdom of his views about architecture*
*waits for a pardon*
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*sends letters to the Prince on the wisdom of his views about architecture*
*waits for a pardon*
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The Prince sends you to a spanking barn where an apparent Simo awaits with a trash can lid
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Spank me! I deserve it...*excited chittering*!
Oh...ummmm.... *happy skunk noises*. : p
*Wiggles out of @Manchesterite onesie, turns on the news, watches the international manhunt unfolding. Sips tea.*
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Although BAD FOX's zipper division seems to have dropped a little.*notes stock prices in onesie mfg are soaring*
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*Spreads vegetable oil under your footpaws, just to see what happens.*glues the @A Minty cheetah onesie into my skin*
*starts nyooming around, shouting ~ C H E E E ~*
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*glues the @A Minty cheetah onesie into my skin*
*starts nyooming around, shouting ~ C H E E E ~*
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*contacts NYPD, a rivalry starts brewing**contacts LAPD*