Predators and Prey

[TR273]

*contacts NYPD, a rivalry starts brewing*
*takes advantage of commotion*
*leaves LA*
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The Metropolitan Police are waiting outside...

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[WXYZ]

The Metropolitan Police are waiting outside...
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*takes advantage of the absorption of the USA into the UK to start a revolutionary war*
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[Simo]

*hires Hound & Hound sniffer dogs who track you down in a dumpster behind a shady hotel in Reno, war notwithstanding*

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[WXYZ]

*hires Hound & Hound sniffer dogs who track you down in a dumpster behind a shady hotel in Reno, war notwithstanding*

*wins on a bet that the Cleveland Indians will win the World Series*
*escapes to New Zealand*
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[Simo]

*wins on a bet that the Cleveland Indians will win the World Series*
*escapes to New Zealand*
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*buys New Zealand*

well....gonna rest more here...

be good!

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[TR273]

*wins on a bet that the Cleveland Indians will win the World Series*
*escapes to New Zealand*
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That's ok, they're part of the Commonwealth.
*New Zealand police extradite you back to the UK.*
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[WXYZ]

That's ok, they're part of the Commonwealth.
*New Zealand police extradite you back to the UK.*

I am happy to be back in the land of Lions...I prefer to be locked up in the Tower of London than in Simonius' Zoo Spanking Centers...
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[Sarachaga]

You can't escape to new zealand, it's only a few hours from here heheheheheh

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[WXYZ]

*takes the Hajj, prays the Rosary, reads the Torah, spins a prayer wheel*
Where are the predators...?
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[TR273]

I am happy to be back in the land of Lions...I prefer to be locked up in the Tower of London than in Simonius' Zoo Spanking Centers...
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New Royal Decree,
'All the beefeaters at the Tower are to be issued with ceremonial Spanking Paddles.'
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[Sarachaga]

*takes the Hajj, prays the Rosary, reads the Torah, spins a prayer wheel*
Where are the predators...?
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They're in the soup

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[WXYZ]

They're in the soup

Ah, the horror...!
*faints*
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[TR273]

*takes the Hajj, prays the Rosary, reads the Torah, spins a prayer wheel*
Where are the predators...?
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Oh, they ran into 'difficulties.'

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[WXYZ]

Oh, they ran into 'difficulties.'
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*starts worshiping a portrait of Prince Charles in vain*
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[TR273]

*starts worshiping a portrait of Prince Charles in vain*
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It's probably better in pink.

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[Sarachaga]

Ah, the horror...!
*faints*
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It's ok. They're just taking a bath I suppose.

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[WXYZ]

It's ok. They're just taking a bath I suppose.

Must be a very hot bath.
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[TR273]

*The Queen brings all the Prey into the 'Order Of The Bath'.*
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[Sarachaga]

Must be a very hot bath.
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Indeed, but worry not, they are in a better world now

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[WXYZ]

Indeed, but worry not, they are in a better world now

*weeps upon learning of their ascent into Heaven*
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[TR273]

Indeed, but worry not, they are in a better world now

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So by now they are wafer thin and an odd colour. So they can enter the world of shallow celebrities.

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[Sarachaga]

*weeps upon learning of their ascent into Heaven*
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At least they get to hang out with some carrots and broccoli!
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[TR273]

At least they get to hang out with some carrots and broccoli!
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And an OXO Cube.
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[WXYZ]

And an OXO Cube.

Hopefully Bovril as well.
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[Sarachaga]

And an OXO Cube.
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Wouldn't be tasty otherwise!

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