TR273
Pirate Fox Mom
The Metropolitan Police are waiting outside...*contacts NYPD, a rivalry starts brewing*
*takes advantage of commotion*
*leaves LA*
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The Metropolitan Police are waiting outside...*contacts NYPD, a rivalry starts brewing*
*takes advantage of commotion*
*leaves LA*
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*takes advantage of the absorption of the USA into the UK to start a revolutionary war*The Metropolitan Police are waiting outside...
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*wins on a bet that the Cleveland Indians will win the World Series**hires Hound & Hound sniffer dogs who track you down in a dumpster behind a shady hotel in Reno, war notwithstanding*
*wins on a bet that the Cleveland Indians will win the World Series*
*escapes to New Zealand*
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That's ok, they're part of the Commonwealth.*wins on a bet that the Cleveland Indians will win the World Series*
*escapes to New Zealand*
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I am happy to be back in the land of Lions...I prefer to be locked up in the Tower of London than in Simonius' Zoo Spanking Centers...That's ok, they're part of the Commonwealth.
*New Zealand police extradite you back to the UK.*
New Royal Decree,I am happy to be back in the land of Lions...I prefer to be locked up in the Tower of London than in Simonius' Zoo Spanking Centers...
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They're in the soup*takes the Hajj, prays the Rosary, reads the Torah, spins a prayer wheel*
Where are the predators...?
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Oh, they ran into 'difficulties.'*takes the Hajj, prays the Rosary, reads the Torah, spins a prayer wheel*
Where are the predators...?
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*starts worshiping a portrait of Prince Charles in vain*
It's probably better in pink.*starts worshiping a portrait of Prince Charles in vain*
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It's ok. They're just taking a bath I suppose.Ah, the horror...!
*faints*
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Must be a very hot bath.It's ok. They're just taking a bath I suppose.
Indeed, but worry not, they are in a better world nowMust be a very hot bath.
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*weeps upon learning of their ascent into Heaven*Indeed, but worry not, they are in a better world now![]()
So by now they are wafer thin and an odd colour. So they can enter the world of shallow celebrities.Indeed, but worry not, they are in a better world now
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At least they get to hang out with some carrots and broccoli!*weeps upon learning of their ascent into Heaven*
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And an OXO Cube.At least they get to hang out with some carrots and broccoli!
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