
I am known in my town as "the man who hates cabbages."
I see mouse fingerprints all over those cabbages, and they smell like rodent.
Well... Um...I see mouse fingerprints all over those cabbages, and they smell like rodent.
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UmhmmmWell... Um...
He... Clearly.... Stole my cabbages!
(Yes that will do)
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Eek!Umhmmm
*looks up recipe for mouse cabbage soup*
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Oh... Don't think I don't have my eye on you, too. *looks at you with narrowed eyes**presides over a sacrifice of a Ram for a battle against the Kingdom of Anime, unaware of the brewing cabbage crisis*
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I always add potatoes to my cabbage when I cook it.Eek!
*Dresses as a potato and hides in Idaho.*
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*starts buying genuine Idaho potatoes for Ram soup*Eek!
*Dresses as a potato and hides in Idaho.*
*catches dear friend @Bink visiting boyfriend in Wisconson*Bugger!
*Escapes, disguises self as cheese, hides in Wisconsin.*
I love cheese. I love making my own holes in cheese with my sabers so that it looks like Swiss cheese. Funny... This cheese squeeks.Bugger!
*Escapes, disguises self as cheese, hides in Wisconsin.*
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That's not a tail... it's a handle.*removes "bit" from mouth*
A tail...?!?
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*tries to assimilate to Amish culture*
*gets eyed upon for holding a camera*
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See you later.I have to go get some sleep. Later, y'all.
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