Predators and Prey

[Massan Otter]

*Tries the tea jacuzzi*

Mmm, chlorine!

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[WXYZ]

I shall tee this up for someone to win.

What he said.
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[Keefur]

OK Alex... I'll take ME for the WIN.

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[Massan Otter]

*hides the biscuits*

edit;
(Oh bums, beaten to it...)

 

[Ravofox]

*Tries the tea jacuzzi*

Mmm, chlorine!

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*hides the biscuits*

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Since when did you support the prey?!

OK Alex... I'll take ME for the WIN.

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WOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

 

[Keefur]

*hides the biscuits*

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You're too late
The score does show.
The predators be fast,
And the prey be slow!

 

[Massan Otter]

Since when did you support the prey?!

It was feeling a bit lopsided, so thought I'd shuffle over to the other side for a while!

 

[Massan Otter]

I may be open to bribery!

 

[Keefur]

I may be open to bribery!

I have fresh feesh!

 

[WXYZ]

I may be open to bribery!

I will give you tax incentives for your dam-building fishing

 

[Massan Otter]

I will give you tax incentives for your dam-building

Do I look like a beaver to you?!

*indignant squeaks*

 

[WXYZ]

Do I look like a beaver to you?!

*spanks myself for my mixing-up*

 

[TR273]

I may be open to bribery!

I have much tea.

 

[WXYZ]

I have much tea.

I wish to do penance. I'll switch to the prey

 

[TR273]

I wish to do penance. I'll switch to the prey

Welcome aboard!

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[Massan Otter]

I wish to do penance. I'll switch to the prey

Hmm, in that case balance is restored.

*accepts feesh bribe*

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[WXYZ]

*catches the best Cod for @Massan Otter*
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[TR273]

*Chases the best cheese down a hill*
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(We do odd things in this country)

 

[WXYZ]

(We do odd things in this country)

Do some people take the "Boxing" in Boxing Day literally?
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[Massan Otter]

*Chases the best cheese down a hill*
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(We do odd things in this country)

*Uses my semi-aquatic nature to unfair advantage in the World Bog Snorkeling Championships in Wales*

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[TR273]

Do some people take the "Boxing" in Boxing Day literally?
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Every Friday night in our cities.
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[Simo]

*spanks @Massan Otter with an eel*

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[Massan Otter]

*spanks @Massan Otter with an eel*

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*fries eel in butter, serves on a roll with a fresh pot of tea*

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[TR273]

*Runs through Ottery St Mary's carrying a burning barrel*

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[Massan Otter]

*Runs through Ottery St Mary's carrying a burning barrel*

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I hope Ottery Saint Mary is exactly as she sounds!

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