Predators and Prey

[TR273]

I hope Ottery Saint Mary is exactly as she sounds!

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The patron Saint of Otters.
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[Simo]

*spanks @Massan Otter with a large clam*

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[Massan Otter]

Everyone knows, we are an especially saintly species!

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[Simo]

*zips @Massan Otter into a tuna onesie at the annual Otter Fest*

Ooops! Zipper is stuck oddly enough...

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[TR273]

*Puts on a kilt, throws Telephone poles, big stones and oddly shaped hammers around, rounds off the day by dancing on some swords and drinking single malt whisky.*
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[WXYZ]

*crowns myself under the authority of the Stone of Scone*
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[TR273]

*Releases haggis' back into the wild, to roam free as nature intended.*
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(WTF is the plural of haggis? Haggises? Haggis'? Haggi?)

 

[WXYZ]

*bans the practice of haggis hunting*
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[TR273]

*bans the practice of haggis hunting*
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*Thousands of over privileged red coated buffoons go 'Awww!'. Makes Predator spanking a sport, red coated buffoons go Yey!*
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[WXYZ]

*Thousands of over privileged red coated buffoons go 'Awww!'. Makes Predator spanking a sport, red coated buffoons go Yey!*

*hires @Ravofox as guide dog, spanks @Tazmo, @Izzy4895, @Guifrog, @A Minty cheetah...*
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[TR273]

*Sales of rubber bullets soar, or 'long range spanking paddles' as they are now advertised.*
(Fully biodegradable, containing no toxic compounds at all)
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[Ravofox]

*hires @Ravofox as guide dog, spanks @Tazmo, @Izzy4895, @Guifrog, @A Minty cheetah...*
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this feels wrong, reminds me of something I don't particularly enjoy...

Do I look like a beaver to you?!

*indignant squeaks*

Are you insulting beavers?!

the Beaver Police aren't pleased!

With all this discrimination against prey, I can now see the error of my ways. I, Ravo Fox, shall join the prey!

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[edit, messed up the score]

 

[WXYZ]

this feels wrong, reminds me of something I don't particularly enjoy...

*spanks myself again*
I doeth much wrong.
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[Ravofox]

*spanks myself again*
I doeth much wrong.
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No you're not, prey do no wrong, we are the angels everyone wants to protect

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[WXYZ]

*apologizes to the sole spanked prey, @Tazmo*
I was getting enthusiastic
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[Tazmo]

*apologizes to the sole spanked prey, @Tazmo*
I was getting enthusiastic
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No need to apologize. : )

Now spank me again!

It will help me wake up


Morning/Evening everyone

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[Ravofox]

No need to apologize. : )

Now spank me again!

It will help me wake up


Morning/Evening everyone

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mornin, fellow prey!!

*embraces in reconciliation* hope this wakes ya a bit! *spanks* XD

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[WXYZ]

Now spank me again!

*spanks with a whip, dominatrix-style*
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[Ravofox]

*spanks with a whip, dominatrix-style*
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Let's give the prey a whip-round

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YEEEEEHAAAAAW!!!!!!

 

[Keefur]

Well... that sucked.

We need some slower prey.

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[Massan Otter]

How come whichever side I join with loses?

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[Keefur]

How come whichever side I join with loses?

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You're on MY side now! Unfortunately, I have to go do some work. lol

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[WXYZ]

We need some slower prey.

How come whichever side I join with loses?

I will purposefully slow myself down
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[Jackpot Raccuki]

Preys can't post quickly if you eat 'em.

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[TR273]

*Is indigestion personified!*
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