
*snatches card with teeth and slinks away*
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That lucky green Cheetah! Poachers are after his pelt and here he is...safe and sound...yes, The Zoo makes for a happy Cheetah.
Time for sleep here...watch Minty for me everyone!
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*cleans teeth for maximum ferociousness*Ooof!!! Hissss!!!!! *bares teeth*
*Gums teeth up with gum.*Ooof!!! Hissss!!!!! *bares teeth*
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*Cheering crowds follow you everywhere.*-Squirlfs royally and struts around painting +1s everywhere.-
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*Examines crowd*
That's 3 people, and you hired them.
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I heard some of y'all have been talking about my pun explosion on LPW. lol.
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'Real Meat' brought to you by the 'Real Meat Society of Shropshire.'*wakes up in zoo*
Here we go agai-
*notices real meat*
Oh, nevermind. I'll stay.
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”A shell organization for the 'Tofu Promotion Institute' to, in the own words, 'infiltrate the meat industry from the inside.'"'Real Meat' brought to you by the 'Real Meat Society of Shropshire.'
(Currently subject to a parliamentary investigation, on the misuse of funds)
(I fear nothing)The weak fear the strong hence why they try and put us in zoos.
*flexes his fluff*
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