Tallow_Phoenix
Totally not a vampire
Unfortunately, I'm gonna be crazy busy today, so...
*nibbles Groggy's shell a bit and leaves*
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*nibbles Groggy's shell a bit and leaves*
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You should hear his laugh in Brazilian!
You should hear his laugh in Brazilian!
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I have heard the cry of DeathYou should hear his laugh in Brazilian!
I'm blaming you for this...I have heard the cry of Death
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Wow! Something I wasn't blamed for. Good day for me!
I have to cook food. I think I'll make salmon patties and some fried potatoes.Good so far, going to eat soon
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*Chases you, with a feather duster in each tentacle. **turns you into Squidward*
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That sounds oddly disturbing. I think I'll cook some calamari.*Chases you, with a feather duster in each tentacle. *
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*Protests over the mouse's move to declare "emergency rule"**Makes a move*
*hears the codephrase, bombs the military barracks in time*Knight to King Six, takes Rook!