Predators and Prey

[WXYZ]

What the hell? Now I'm an OWL?! Where's @TR273 when I need him?

*transforms the "owl" back into a big cat, and @Simo into a @Some Moron*
*encases myself in anti-transformation hexes*
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[Simo]

*transforms the "owl" back into a big cat, and @Simo into a @Some Moron*
*encases myself in anti-transformation hexes*
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*transfoms back to a skunk and zips @Manchesterite into an escape proof @Some Moron onesie*

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[WXYZ]

*transfoms back to a skunk and zips @Manchesterite into an escape proof @Some Moron onesie*

*encases myself in anti-elemental hexes*
*burns the inside, exposing the flimsiness of the materials*
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[Keefur]

*transfoms back to a skunk and zips @Manchesterite into an escape proof @Some Moron onesie*

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*Rips open the onesie with his teefes and drinks anti-transformation juice*
Now... Where's that stinkin' skunk?!

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[Simo]

*pees on @Manchesterite's silly hexes, dissolving them*

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[WXYZ]

*Rips open the onesie with his teefes and drinks anti-transformation juice*
Now... Where's that stinkin' skunk?!

Being scolded by a opossum, two streets down.
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[Keefur]

*Throws a box of potions at @Simo and turns him into a skunkasaurus.*

All right! A big herbivore!
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[WXYZ]

*bites at the skunkasaurus' leg*
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[Keefur]

*bites at the skunkasaurus' leg*
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*Jumps on the skunkasaurus' back*
These things aren't intelligent they have brains the size of a pea.
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[Simo]

*bites at the skunkasaurus' leg*
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*sits on top of you, pinning you down helplessly, and sprays*

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[Keefur]

*sits on top of you, pinning you down helplessly, and sprays*

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*The potion wears off and you find yourself pinned under a very large Sabertooth Cat.*

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[WXYZ]

*grabs @Simo by the tail and puts head in plastic bottle*
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[Keefur]

You sure it wasn't a Coke can?

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[WXYZ]

You sure it wasn't a Coke can?

*watches the strange creation of nature doing "the unnatural acts"*
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[Keefur]

*watches the strange creation of nature doing "the unnatural acts"*
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I guess this proves that skunks are Coke heads.

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[Jackpot Raccuki]

My dumbass rn

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[Keefur]

My dumbass rn

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I always wondered why Stan always wore that stupid hat.

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[TR273]

*Wakes up.*
*Shouts a big ol' HOWDY! At @Smexy Likeok4 *
*Has morning tea*
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[Keefur]

*Wakes up.*
*Shouts a big ol' HOWDY! At @Smexy Likeok4 *
*Has morning tea*
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Yes... It is morning there. It's 1AM here. I'm getting sleepy.

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[TR273]

*Blips the score*
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[Keefur]

*Blips the score*

*Offers you some cheese*

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*On a burger*

 

[WXYZ]

*eats a ridiculously large burger*
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[Keefur]

*eats a ridiculously large burger*
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I would totally nom a burger right now. I'm starving.

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[DRGN Juno]

*eats a ridiculously large burger*
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Funny you should say that, I just made some sandwiches.

It's also 12:30. Don't judge me.

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[Groggy]

Eh.

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