Predators and Prey

[WXYZ]

Getting very tired here. it's 2:38 am.

Goodnight, Keefur!
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(plays Judas Priest on 50 loudspeakers near the Alderman's house in Lesser Mouseland)

 

[TR273]

All Lesser Mouseland vital installations are hidden behind cover with insulting messages written on them. All Sukhoi sees is Lesser Mouseland's Queen sunbathing, and she doesn't like being spied on...
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[WXYZ]

*saves the captive Queen from the Cult of Mouse*
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[Keefur]

Not done yet. I still have some spark.

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[WXYZ]

*hires the Missile Cat's cousin for an attack on Lesser Mouseland*

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[Keefur]

Wow... more missiles. I'll never get to sleep.
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[WXYZ]

*receives telegram*
LESSER MOUSELAND SURRENDERS STOP
*ends the missile barrage*
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[DRGN Juno]

Sukhoi, possibly insulted, leads Gripen on a carpet bombing run of Lesser Mouseland. Specifically, your office.

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It's super effective. In other news, Dragon Valley exports of birb wipes up 400%.

 

[Keefur]

*Piles on the prey*

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[DRGN Juno]

Why win, when you can extra win?

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[Keefur]

Why win, when you can extra win?

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But if we eliminate ALL the prey... we STARVE!

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[WXYZ]

But if we eliminate ALL the prey... we STARVE!

I can always make clones of @TR273 and @Simo
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[DRGN Juno]

But if we eliminate ALL the prey... we STARVE!

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Oh yeah.

I can always make clones of @TR273 and @Simo
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Well then...

<Math>

<Result>

 

[TR273]

*receives telegram*
LESSER MOUSELAND SURRENDERS STOP
*ends the missile barrage*
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*FAKE NEWS*
Sends our negotiator out to accept the terms of *Your* surrender.

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[WXYZ]

*FAKE NEWS*

Ah, we have here the "destroyer of norms."
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[Keefur]

I can always make clones of @TR273 and @Simo
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I can't live on just mice. They're too small! I'd STARVE!

I call for a truce until I get some sleep. Night all.

 

[DRGN Juno]

G'night, @Keefur!

*Sukhoi doesn't understand the word "truce." Carpet bombing of @TR273's valuables resumes*

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[WXYZ]

I can't live on just mice. They're too small! I'd STARVE!

I call for a truce until I get some sleep. Night all.

Night!
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[TR273]

G'night, @Keefur!

*Carpet bombing of @TR273's valuables resumes*

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So mean!!!
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[DRGN Juno]

So mean!!!
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Says the guy who committed biological warfare with itching powder.

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[WXYZ]

Oh well, no truce.
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[DRGN Juno]

Oh well, no truce.
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Only because the bird doesn't understand the English language.

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[Keefur]

Wow... I asked for a truce. Y'all are just asking for it. I have STANDARDS you know...

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[TR273]

Says the guy who committed biological warfare with itching powder.

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You got to let that go...

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[DRGN Juno]

You got to let that go...

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I've let it go. It's the birb.

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