Predators and Prey

[TR273]

My mind is awash in cortisol. @TR273, give me whatever Buddhas drink.
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*Produces a mug of meditation juice.*
(If that doesn't work I got green tea, and if that doesn't work, 200% proof Vodka)
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[A Minty cheetah]

But I know how to program Cisco switches and routers.
(Or I did, I could do the work but couldn't pass the final exam.)
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CCNA/CCNP, by any chance? I passed the first three modules but upon discovering that for a decent job in the field I would need multiple programming languages, I threw in the towel
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[TR273]

CCNA/CCNP, by any chance? I passed the first three modules but upon discovering that for a decent job in the field I would need multiple programming languages, I threw in the towel
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CCNA, I passed the four moduals but failed the final exam by about one question.
Still, I have less stress in my life today.
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[A Minty cheetah]

CCNA, I passed the four moduals but failed the final exam by about one question.
Still, I have less stress in my life today.
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Most of what I learned has evacuated my brain now. Kinda glad I got onto the trucks instead - staying with the same surroundings all the time is a bit too boring!
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[Tazmo]

Most of what I learned has evacuated my brain now. Kinda glad I got onto the trucks instead - staying with the same surroundings all the time is a bit too boring!
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But the traffic! ..... the awful, awful traffic.

*got called into the farm today, gotta get ready and go*

Hope everyone has a wonderful day/evening!

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[A Minty cheetah]

But the traffic! ..... the awful, awful traffic.

*got called into the farm today, gotta get ready and go*

Hope everyone has a wonderful day/evening!

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That's why I work nights, my dear!
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[TR273]

That's why I work nights, my dear!
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I've made a career out of not having one.

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[WXYZ]

But the traffic! ..... the awful, awful traffic.

I've lived in traffic hell. I have never known good public transportation (except for commuter trains).
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[Jackpot Raccuki]

*Posts in BASIC*
'Hello World'
'Hello World'
'Hello World'
'Hello World'
'Hello World'
'Hello World'
'Hello World'
'Hello World'

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(Hello world was the height of my programming career.)

Me, an intellectual: Makes the program say 'Goodbye cruel world!' when it closes.

Also me with a galaxy brain: Comments my code.

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[WXYZ]

Me, an intellectual: Makes the program say 'Goodbye cruel world!' when it closes.

Also me with a galaxy brain: Comments my code.

GLORY TO THE PUMPKING!
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[Jackpot Raccuki]

GLORY TO THE PUMPKING!
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PRAISE THE PUMPKIN PATCH! GLORY TO THE PUMPKING AND HIS PUMPKIN ARMY!

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[TR273]

(Mouse O' Flaming Pumpkin head will be along soon. )
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[Keefur]

A little late, but here's something for @Tazmo 's birthday.
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[Guifrog]

Awwwww he even found something to eat in the can!
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[WXYZ]

Let us now pay a eulogy to a certain purple box. May he...
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[Simo]

Did you give him his birthday spanking?

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He's gonna get plenty! Maybe even a DeLuxe new dumpster with a lid even!

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[WXYZ]

He's gonna get plenty! Maybe even a DeLuxe new dumster with a lid even!

*spanks Simo for his relentless pursuit of "anti-justice"*
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[Simo]

*spanks Simo for his relentless pursuit of "anti-justice"*
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*stuffs you in a smelly trash can and locks the lid so you behave while I go out and eat in the confusion of getting ready to move on Monday *

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[TR273]

*Sally 'helps' by sitting on the lid.*

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[Marcl]

Anyone wanna try some of a steam-boiled cauliflower?

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[TR273]

I'll give it a try.
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[Marcl]

I heard a rumour in the UK you add cheese to it. Is that true?

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[TR273]

I heard a rumour in the UK you add cheese to it. Is that true?

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We do have a dish called 'Cauliflower Cheese' over here. It's quite nice.

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[Marcl]

We do have a dish called 'Cauliflower Cheese' over here. It's quite nice.

Ah, that's the thing! I need to try it at some point.
(Also - I'm cheesing with the points here a bit ;p)

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[WXYZ]

I'm up for some vegetables today
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