Predators and Prey

[Simo]

*appears, captures and sprays @Manchesterite before taking him to the skunk island skunk transformation center where he is permanantly transformed into an obedient, docile skunk for bugging me so much*

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[WXYZ]

*appears, captures and sprays @Manchesterite before taking him to the skunk island skunk transformation center where he is permanantly transformed into an obedient, docile skunk for bugging me so much*

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[TR273]

(And they said I was crazy)
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[WXYZ]

(And they said I was crazy)

Legitimately, I am "crazy."
(Mental health, mental health...)
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[DRGN Juno]

(And they said I was crazy)
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Did we?

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[TR273]

Did we?

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That's what the voices said...
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[WXYZ]

That's what the voices said...

(IRL, it was less the voices, more the intrusive thoughts that bothered me)
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[Nax04]

*Blub blub*

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[Groggy]

*turtle noises*

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[DRGN Juno]

*Drinking noises*

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[WXYZ]

*typing noises*
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[Nax04]

*key noises*

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[Guifrog]

*oil noises*
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It's all black
(btw can't help but like so many posts anyway with that many funny remarks throughout this thread)

 

[WXYZ]

*oil noises*
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It's all black

*forces generals and BP employees to clean up the oil by hand*
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[Nax04]

I have the feeling that we'll run out of jokes at any time

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[Groggy]

*oil noises*
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It's all black
(btw can't help but like so many posts anyway with that many funny remarks throughout this thread)

*sad baby turtles that TAMAR never released to the beaches because of said oil noises noises*
Feels bad.

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[Nax04]

Sad

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[WXYZ]

*sad baby turtles that TAMAR never released to the beaches because of said oil noises noises*
Feels bad.

*Turns all people into turtles*
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[Groggy]

*Turns all people into turtles*
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And now that that's done, we halt production of all plastic products. Nice.

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[Nax04]

What are you doing, there will be no preds anymore D:

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[WXYZ]

What are you doing, there will be no preds anymore D:

Some of the turtles are ravenous cannibals
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[Nax04]

Some of the turtles are ravenous cannibals
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Oh reeeally?

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[Groggy]

Some of the turtles are ravenous cannibals
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True.
Their bite stings a lot, even though they don't exactly have teeth (afaik)

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[Nax04]

True.
Their bite stings a lot, even though they don't exactly have teeth (afaik)

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You are one of those?

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[Groggy]

Some of the turtles are ravenous cannibals
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Wait, so by turning everyone into a cannibal turtle that means everyone becomes prey/predator and we've reached a paradox.

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