Predators and Prey

[Nax04]

Wait, so by turning everyone into a cannibal turtle that means everyone becomes prey/predator and we've reached a paradox.

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World.exe has stopped working

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[Groggy]

You are one of those?

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Luckily no, but I've seen a guy that did get bit by one. His finger was bleeding nonstop.

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[WXYZ]

Oh reeeally?

Predator turtles exist
www.smithsonianmag.com: India Once Released 25,000 Flesh-Eating Turtles Into the Ganges | Smart News | Smithsonian
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[Guifrog]

*sad baby turtles that TAMAR never released to the beaches because of said oil noises noises*
Feels bad.

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You're from Bahia btw? I heard it could be a group of pirates doing oil contraband. And that's one suspicious eye patch on your face! xP
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[Groggy]

You're from Bahia btw? I heard it could be a group of pirates doing oil contraband. And that's one suspicious eye patch on your face! xP
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I-I don't k-know what you're t-talking about.
But no, I'm from SP, I'm just keeping an eye on the news.

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[WXYZ]

You're from Bahia btw? I heard it could be a group of pirates doing oil contraband. And that's one suspicious eye patch on your face! xP

He might have come from Somalia, or the seas of SE Asia. There be pirates
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[Nax04]

Well i do have a small turtle and it has tried to bite my dog a few times, it also likes to annoy my dog, like it gets him out of his bed when he's sleeping, that thing is evil

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[Groggy]

Well i do have a small turtle and it has tried to bite my dog a few times, it also likes to annoy my dog, like it gets him out of his bed when he's sleeping, that thing is evil

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And that's why they're beautiful from at least 2 meters away or through pics. I love them, but they are indeed very evil sometimes.

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[Keefur]

Whassup?!

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[WXYZ]

Whassup?!

*Gives you a helping of 85,999 @TR273*
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[Groggy]

Whassup?!

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Eyyyyy

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[Nax04]

And that's why they're beautiful from at least 2 meters away or through pics. I love them, but they are indeed very evil sometimes.

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Ye, and if you get your finger close to it's mouth it may try to bite you

Also, sup Keefur
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[Groggy]

*Gives you a helping of 85,999 @TR273*
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How many mammoths is that?

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[WXYZ]

How many mammoths is that?

5 mammoths' worth
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[Groggy]

5 mammoths' worth
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Now that's a lot of mammoth.

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[Nax04]

5 mammoths' worth
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Stonks

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[Guifrog]

Since we're talking mammoths let's put a pic of giraffes

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[Nax04]

Fix dem numbers people

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[Guifrog]

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Do you guys suddenly feel slightly anxious when a round number approaches?

 

[Groggy]

As it turns out, some turtle do have teeth (if you can call it that).

Spoiler: Leatherback turtle teeth

I just stared into the abyss.
+50 stress

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[Guifrog]

As it turns out, some turtle do have teeth (if you can call it that).

Spoiler: Leatherback turtle teeth

I just stared into the abyss.
+50 stress

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o_____o
This is scarier than my profile pic (for me)
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[Nax04]

And boom
*Shark dab*

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[Keefur]

How many mammoths is that?

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I did the math. A mouse weighs 0.68 ounces and a mammoth weighed 6 tons. That makes it just under a third of a mammoth.

Does anyone want to skin those mice for me?

Preds Win!

 

[Guifrog]

 

[Groggy]

I did the math. A mouse weighs 0.68 ounces and a mammoth weighed 6 tons. That makes it just under a third of a mammoth.

Does anyone want to skin those mice for me?

Preds Win!

I have some experience peeling potatoes, do I qualify?

Also, now I'm terrified of my favorite animal, geez