Predators and Prey

[Nax04]

This is going to be good
*Gets a bit closer to the possible explosion radius*

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[Groggy]

*provides tea to @TR273 to further increase his insurmountable power and help him land those sick stunts*

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[A Minty cheetah]

*steals some tea*
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[Nax04]

I wonder if he's using tea instead of gas

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[TR273]

*provides tea to @TR273 to further increase his insurmountable power and help him land those sick stunts*

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Does, Wheely, double Wheely, Wall Of Death, Half-Pipe, Rides up the side of the weird hotel in North Korea, 3600°, jumps the Grand Canyon, finish up outside a little cafe in Paris for tea.*
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[Tallow_Phoenix]

Does, Wheely, double Wheely, Wall Of Death, Half-Pipe, Rides up the side of the weird hotel in North Korea, 3600°, jumps the Grand Canyon, finish up outside a little cafe in Paris for tea.*
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*scuttles around taking pictures from every angle*

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[Groggy]

*scuttles around taking pictures from every angle*

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*stares and points in amazement and an expression that says "I can't believe my eyes!"*

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[Nax04]

*Is impressed by that incredible jump*
Ok that was amazing!
I wanted to see some explosions
But definitely amazing!
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[A Minty cheetah]

Does, Wheely, double Wheely, Wall Of Death, Half-Pipe, Rides up the side of the weird hotel in North Korea, 3600°, jumps the Grand Canyon, finish up outside a little cafe in Paris for tea.*
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*doesn't*
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[WXYZ]

*scuttles around taking pictures from every angle*

I'll offer you $300 to let me sell these to Paris Match.
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[TR273]

*stares and points in amazement and an expression that says "I can't believe my eyes!"*

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*Finishes with the never before seen, death defying, record breaking, 36000000000000000000000000000000000000000° backflips over the ISS.
(+10 bonus points if on landing I flatten a world leader.)
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[Tallow_Phoenix]

I'll offer you $300 to let me sell these to Paris Match.
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Deal! :3

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[WXYZ]

(+10 bonus points if on landing I flatten a world leader.)

Which autocrat?
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[Groggy]

*Finishes with the never before seen, death defying, record breaking, 36000000000000000000000000000000000000000° backflips over the ISS.
(+10 bonus points if on landing I flatten a world leader.)
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[WXYZ]

Deal! :3

*Gives $300, goes to Paris*
"Por favor, yo soy..."
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[Tallow_Phoenix]

*has pen and paper out for the resulting breaking news article when a world leader is flattened. Pulitzer prize, here I come!*

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[WXYZ]

Will he land in Hungary? Or in Turkey? Or in China?
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[TR273]

Which autocrat?
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(Still in orbit)
Ooh, I don't know, pick one.
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[A Minty cheetah]

Wherever he lands, I'm sending Boris and Donald to greet him. They'll be the ones with targets painted on top of their heads.
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[WXYZ]

(Still in orbit)
Ooh, I don't know, pick one.

You might as well land in Menlo Park. Therein lies the HQ of the autocrats' manservant.
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[Groggy]

(Still in orbit)
Ooh, I don't know, pick one.
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Oh, I know! You should probably try to aim at [REDACTED]

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[Jackpot Raccuki]

What? No one wants potato knishes?
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The magic and the mystery...
Of potato knishes.

I hate how I know that song!

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[TR273]

You might as well land in Menlo Park. Therein lies the HQ of the autocrats' manservant.
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Wherever he lands, I'm sending Boris and Donald to greet him. They'll be the ones with targets painted on top of their heads.
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During a summit between the US and the UK in the prestigious Menlo Park, a bright fireball is seen in the northern sky's. Emergency calls to Moscow are met with 'Nothing to do with me Boyo.' (Calls to North Korea go unanswered since they are still waiting for the 17th century to arrive). In a last desperate bid to escape everyone runs to the door but it is too late. With an impact that shakes Wall Street to its very foundations the fireball hit leaving nothing but a crater and the lingering smell of Old Money, Bad Toupee and English Public School. In the aftermath witnesses reported hearing a ghostly voice shouting 'Yes! Twenty points!'
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[Tallow_Phoenix]

*waves two little flags with +10 written on them*

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[TR273]

*waves two little flags with +10 written on them*

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*Takes a bow*
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