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Predators and Prey

Tallow_Phoenix

Totally not a vampire
No, the small silver key leads to a chest nearby where he will find a huge and shiny golden key that will eventually lead to a 500 page journey to find that the key fits on a door to an all-you-can-eat buffet; where he...
Discovers that the real treasure was friendship all along. After sharing the food with everyone on the thread. Yay!

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So I benefit from this adventure too? I like this quest :3

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Cosmic-FS

A creature of the night
*An NPC approaches you*
"Mighty hero, great adventurer, and destined savor of our people, please help me collect 12 rare flowers of different colors so that I can make a bouquet that I will give to my wife. Your reward will be these magic bracers that are completely worthless at your level."

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TR273

Pirate Fox Mom
*An NPC approaches you*
"Mighty hero, great adventurer, and destined savor of our people, please help me collect 12 rare flowers of different colors so that I can make a bouquet that I will give to my wife. Your reward will be these magic bracers that are completely worthless at your level."

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*Mutters darkly, does it for the XP*
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Tenné

Purveyor of cookies
*Mutters darkly, does it for the XP*
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Nah. I've played D&D and you're doing it all wrong.

*An NPC approaches you*
"Mighty hero, great adventurer, and destined savor of our people, please help me collect 12 rare flowers of different colors so that I can make a bouquet that I will give to my wife. Your reward will be these magic bracers that are completely worthless at your level."

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"Listen, buddy. Me and my band of high level thugs/heroes are interested in this task, provided that we get 100G EACH after completion. Or else your whole village will burn down. Furthermore, we'll collect as many or as few flowers as we wish. We've accepted this offer already so you might as well start packing for the afterlife."

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Tallow_Phoenix

Totally not a vampire
-Random Encounter-
*Three ninjas accost you, do you:
-Fight them.
-Mock and fight them.
-Go full Shepherd on them and just punch their faces in.*
*Goes for the punch*
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Little did you know... they're not just ninjas, they're VAMPIRE ninjas! That's right, they were all working for me this whole time! And their ninja garb is sun-resistant! Mwahaha!

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Groggy

Hm!
*Is distracted by new random quest to find a bottle of wine, vanishes for ages.*
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"Oh, I wonder what could our hero be doing this instant, probably perilous tasks of extreme danger. Like fighting a basilisk with his bare fists and no armor. But I'm sure it will all be worth the trouble"

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TR273

Pirate Fox Mom
"Oh, I wonder what could our hero be doing this instant, probably perilous tasks of extreme danger. Like fighting a basilisk with his bare fists and no armor. But I'm sure it will all be worth the trouble"

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*Has to go to next village for better grapes.*
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Groggy

Hm!
I cannot stay long. I have to run across town to do a funeral program. I thought I'd drop in for the funeral of a prey here.

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Sea-Otter.jpg

*reposts cute sea otters to make you reconsider your decision*

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Cosmic-FS

A creature of the night
Nah. I've played D&D and you're doing it all wrong.
"Listen, buddy. Me and my band of high level thugs/heroes are interested in this task, provided that we get 100G EACH after completion. Or else your whole village will burn down. Furthermore, we'll collect as many or as few flowers as we wish. We've accepted this offer already so you might as well start packing for the afterlife."

But adventurers, I am just a poor farmer. The only thing I have to my name is this silver enchanted sword that is a family heirloom. Surely you can find it in your neutral evil aligned heart to spare my village.

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Tenné

Purveyor of cookies
*tosses @TR273 a single clove of garlic*
But adventurers, I am just a poor farmer. The only thing I have to my name is this silver enchanted sword that is a family heirloom. Surely you can find it in your neutral evil aligned heart to spare my village.

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*sigh* Fiine. But we're only sparing your village because we've just sharpened our swords and it was a pain in the arse. We'll collect your flowers, but as an act of defiance, we'll keep one of them.

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Tallow_Phoenix

Totally not a vampire
*Wine merchant attempts to bamboozle me with many wine, solves problem by threatening to make him eat his own head.*
-/+ good/evil alignment

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Do you have such a power? :eek: *fears for the safety of my vampire ninja brigade*

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