Predators and Prey

[TR273]

*Now has clove of garlic but no vampire ninjas*
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[Tallow_Phoenix]

*Now has clove of garlic but no vampire ninjas*
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*personally appears before you*

Okay, where are my ninjas!?

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[Groggy]

*patiently waits for our hero to throw the clove of garlic at the vampire ninja*

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[TR273]

*patiently waits for our hero to throw the clove of garlic at the vampire ninja*

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*personally appears before you*

Okay, where are my ninjas!?

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\USE\GARLIC\WITH\ @Tallow_Phoenix
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[Tallow_Phoenix]

\USE\GARLIC\WITH\ @Tallow_Phoenix
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*the garlic bounces off my face, and suddenly I am transformed back into my true form...

...the tiniest jumping spider imaginable*

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[TR273]

*the garlic bounces off my face, and suddenly I am transformed back into my true form...

...the tiniest jumping spider imaginable*

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*Retreats, in favour of a less scary battle, perhaps fighting the Ork War-chief Bonesmasha! while only armed with a broken stick.*
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[Tallow_Phoenix]

*is left to scuttle home with my tiny legs*

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[Cosmic-FS]

*Suddenly appears*

"It is I, 'Poor Farmer NPC' with my enchanted silver sword come to save the day. For you see by helping me gather those flowers in that fetch quest you have triggered the Good Ending"

*I trap the tiny spider with an overturned glass, then scoops it up and tosses it out the window*

"You are safe now hero!"

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[TR273]

*Suddenly appears*

"It is I, 'Poor Farmer NPC' with my enchanted silver sword come to save the day. For you see by helping me gather those flowers in that fetch quest you have triggered the Good Ending"

*I trap the tiny spider with an overturned glass, then scoops it up and tosses it out the window*

"You are safe now hero!"

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*Enjoys end credit music, wonders if playing as a bard would make things interesting...*
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[Tallow_Phoenix]

*is briefly seen during the credits roll with a tiny wine glass*

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[TR273]

*Considers buying the sequel*
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[Tallow_Phoenix]

Well I gotta go, so enjoy the celebratory food banquet and save some for me :3

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[TR273]

Well I gotta go, so enjoy the celebratory food banquet and save some for me :3

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Ok see you later

*Goes on new epic quest to find a shrubbery*
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[Guifrog]

*the garlic bounces off my face, and suddenly I am transformed back into my true form...

...the tiniest jumping spider imaginable*

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Holy axolotl this is beautiful *salivates*
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[Groggy]

*pulls a Tolkien move and reminds the hero of the journey home*
Actually no, let's enjoy the food from that all-you-can-eat buffet and enjoy the real treasure of friendship.

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[TR273]

*pulls a Tolkien move and reminds the hero of the journey home*
Actually no, let's enjoy the food from that all-you-can-eat buffet and enjoy the real treasure of friendship.

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Yey!
www.furaffinity.net: 130 by TR273
(Warning: Contains sappy emotions)
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[Cosmic-FS]

*While everyone enjoys the food from the all-you-can-eat buffet I appear*

Many owl species have asymmetrical ears. When located at different heights on the owl’s head, their ears are able to pinpoint the location of sounds in multiple dimensions.
This has been your random owl fact for the day.

*I then fill myself a plate full of noms*

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[Tallow_Phoenix]

*pops in, grabs a plate, heads out*

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[WXYZ]

*Misses the entire adventure on the account of buying the wrong game*
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[Tenné]

*starts chewing on the bamboo tables*
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[Marcl]

Ah! A tomato sandwich!

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[TR273]

*Makes some potato knishes*
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[WXYZ]

*Makes some potato knishes*

I threaten to lick @A Minty cheetah
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[TR273]

*Makes good my escape*
(Possibly still RPing here, and how many RPGs start with you in prison?)
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[Marcl]

*Makes good my escape*
(Possibly still RPing here, and how many RPGs start with you in prison?)
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I always start my campaigns in taverns. Or already on road. Wanna some ale?

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