Predators and Prey

[Tallow_Phoenix]

I was still at page 3 since I last read that thread.
What kind of dark, long buried secrets do they have in there now?
Unless it is best I remain unaware...

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A curse upon the one who brings those ancient secrets to light.
Ancient, really stupid secrets.

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[Groggy]

A curse upon the one who brings those ancient secrets to light.
Ancient, really stupid secrets.

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Ruin has come to our family.

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[Groggy]

How can people even turn a weird thread about meme-worthy stuff into the shitshow I'm witnessing?

 

[WXYZ]

How can people even turn a weird thread about meme-worthy stuff into the shitshow I'm witnessing?

Rule #1 of the Internet: Drama can burst out of the unlikeliest of places.
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[TR273]

A curse upon the one who brings those ancient secrets to light.
Ancient, really stupid secrets.

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May he be cursed with the curse of having an onion fall on his head!
(Curse brought from 'Bob's discount curses and hexes)
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How can people even turn a weird thread about meme-worthy stuff into the shitshow I'm witnessing?

Internet!

 

[Tallow_Phoenix]

How can people even turn a weird thread about meme-worthy stuff into the shitshow I'm witnessing?

Some people will find any reason to argue about their favorite hot-button issues.

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[WXYZ]

May he be cursed with the curse of having an onion fall on his head!
(Curse brought from 'Bob's discount curses and hexes)

I'll complement that curse with the throwing of gold coins laced with poison...to satiate his greed.
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[Ravofox]

Some people will find any reason to argue about their favorite hot-button issues.

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Did someone say...the button?

*button gives -1 score*

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[Jackpot Raccuki]

I'd prefer to stay in this thread.
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The close to drama we'll get here is "You ate my friend!"
"YOUR FRIEND WAS A PREY!"

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[WXYZ]

*presses button again*
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EDIT: Yep, the preds won.

 

[Tallow_Phoenix]

Did someone say...the button?

*button gives -1 score*

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*mashes the button rapidly, knowing full well it's on a cooldown*

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EDIT: Predators win! >:3

 

[TR273]

I'll complement that curse with the throwing of gold coins laced with poison...to satiate his greed.
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*Adds in some silver coins coated in hair remover, for the lulz!*
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(Because I'd already typed all this)

 

[Jackpot Raccuki]

*presses button again*
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EDIT: Yep, the preds won.

*mashes the button rapidly, knowing full well it's on a cooldown*

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EDIT: Predators win! >:3

Double victory.
Double the victory feast.

 

[WXYZ]

There are natural ninjas in this thread.

 

[TR273]

There are natural ninjas in this thread.

*Deploys anti-ninja!*

 

[Ravofox]

There are natural ninjas in this thread.

*poses smugly*

 

[Jackpot Raccuki]

*poses smugly*

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Smug protogen approved.

 

[WXYZ]

*Deploys anti-ninja!*
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*a puddle of mayo appears out of nowhere*

 

[TR273]

*a puddle of mayo appears out of nowhere*

*You feel a tap on your shoulder*

Boo!

 

[WXYZ]

*You feel a tap on your shoulder*
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Boo!

I'll go a step further...
*announces defection to the prey (for at least one game)*

 

[Simo]

*appears briefly to spank the predators, then roll them in honey, peanut butter and nougat, with a chocolate coating for Halloween*

 

[Tallow_Phoenix]

I'll go a step further...
*announces defection to the prey (for at least one game)*

Well hey, I did that briefly on Tazmo's birthday. I feel like everyone should defect at least once.

 

[WXYZ]

*appears briefly to spank the predators, then roll them in honey, peanut butter and nougat, with a chocolate coating for Halloween*

*participates in the spanking and the rolling*

 

[Tallow_Phoenix]

*appears briefly to spank the predators, then roll them in honey, peanut butter and nougat, with a chocolate coating for Halloween*

*becomes delicious :3*

 

[Ravofox]

*You feel a tap on your shoulder*
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Boo!

*taps shoulder*

BOO!!!

*appears briefly to spank the predators, then roll them in honey, peanut butter and nougat, with a chocolate coating for Halloween*

Aaaagh, where did you come from?!

*participates in the spanking and the rolling*

What...you....?!?!?!

You'll regret this!!!