Predators and Prey

[Tazmo]

*wakes up to the sound of rain*

Good morning/evening!

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[TR273]

*Slurps tea *
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[A Minty cheetah]

*Slurps tea *
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*joins you*
Mince pie?
Love how the supermarkets sell them so early!!!

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[TR273]

*joins you*
Mince pie?
Love how the supermarkets sell them so early!!!

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(And they don't contain any mince)
*Takes one*
Many thanks
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[Cosmic-FS]

*stepping out of the barber shop and finally able to see the sun after I had been blinded by my bangs for 3 months*
I need to stop waiting so long between haircuts

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[TR273]

*stepping out of the barber shop and finally able to see the sun after I had been blinded by my bangs for 3 months*
I need to stop waiting so long between haircuts

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I'm trying growing my hair as an experiment, one year in and sporting an impressive ponytail.
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[Cosmic-FS]

I'm trying growing my hair as an experiment, one year in and sporting an impressive ponytail.

Nice

[An accurate representation of me before getting a haircut]

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[Nax04]

*Just cut the tips please*

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[Simo]

*bites all the predators on the butt infecting them with skunk fever*

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[Cosmic-FS]

*While in the hospital recovering from skunk fever, I take off my oxygen mask*
Not all owls hoot! Barn Owls make hissing sounds, the Eastern Screech-Owl whinnies like a horse, and Saw-whet Owls sound like, well, an old whetstone sharpening a saw. Hence the name.

This has been your random owl fact for the day. *cough*

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[TR273]

*While in the hospital recovering from skunk fever, I take off my oxygen mask*
Not all owls hoot! Barn Owls make hissing sounds, the Eastern Screech-Owl whinnies like a horse, and Saw-whet Owls sound like, well, an old whetstone sharpening a saw. Hence the name.

This has been your random owl fact for the day. *cough*

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*Leaves you some grapes*
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[WXYZ]

*bites all the predators on the butt infecting them with skunk fever*

*Literally a skunk now*
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[A Minty cheetah]

*boffs.....wait.....sprays*
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[Tallow_Phoenix]

*bursts into the skunk-fever infirmary*
guys there was a spider in my hair just now

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[Ravofox]

*bites all the predators on the butt infecting them with skunk fever*

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Come on, I'm still recovering from that nasty bug I got, pretty sure it was Bieber fever

Gone forever, it seems

that's a pitty. oh well, there's always the memories^^

*bursts into the skunk-fever infirmary*
guys there was a spider in my hair just now

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YIKES!!!! *Jumps into the air*

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[A Minty cheetah]

*bursts into the skunk-fever infirmary*
guys there was a spider in my hair just now

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*tracks down the spider and sets it on fire*
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[Tallow_Phoenix]

*tracks down the spider and sets it on fire*
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*my bathroom is now on fire*
Welp, worth it.

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[A Minty cheetah]

*my bathroom is now on fire*
Welp, worth it.

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A small price to pay to rid the world of a spider.
*shudders*
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[Tazmo]

*tracks down the spider and sets it on fire*
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You missed one Minty!

@Tallow_Phoenix is secretly a tiny spider! Hehe

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[TR273]

*Rolls in*
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[Tallow_Phoenix]

You missed one Minty!

@Tallow_Phoenix is secretly a tiny spider! Hehe

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oh nO MY SECRET IDENTITY (THAT ISN'T A SECRET)!!

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[Guifrog]

The heck is going on, I'm reading "replies" as reptiles
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[TR273]

oh nO MY SECRET IDENTITY (THAT ISN'T A SECRET)!!

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(Russian sounding voice from dark alley)
You vant to buy new secret identity?
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[Tallow_Phoenix]

(Russian sounding voice from dark alley)
You vant to buy new secret identity?
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N-no? owo I'm spooked

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[DRGN Juno]

You missed one Minty!

@Tallow_Phoenix is secretly a tiny spider! Hehe

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That reminds me... @Ravofox, you're Australian. How do you deal with spiders that can probably eat small pets?

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