Predators and Prey

[Tallow_Phoenix]

*sets some nice, definitely not carnivorous flowers out on the one table that wasn't burned*

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[TR273]

I'll bet it's spiders!!!
*burns the tables*
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*You wake up surrounded by watermelons, there is a note which reads 'We are watching, signed The Tables.'*
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[Groggy]

*tries to think of a fitting decoration object*

*fails*

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[Groggy]

*You wake up surrounded by watermelons, there is a note which reads 'We are watching, signed The Tables.'*
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[TR273]

*tries to think of a fitting decoration object*

*fails*

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How about a lava lamp?
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[Cosmic-FS]

*livens up the place with some ceiling chairs*

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[Tallow_Phoenix]

*invites the Mad Hatter over for teatime*

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[TR273]

*livens up the place with some ceiling chairs*

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*Adds some floor lamps*
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[Groggy]

How about a lava lamp?
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That should work, that lamp fits anywhere and gives off an 80's vibe so it's the best choice possible

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[Tallow_Phoenix]

*calls Dracula for interior decorating tips, is disappointed when no one picks up*

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[Keefur]

There's a spider on that floor lamp.

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[Cosmic-FS]

There's a spider on that floor lamp.

EEEK! Spider!
*jumps on top of ceiling chair to get away*

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[A Minty cheetah]

*hides from the tables*
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They're watching me!!!

 

[Tallow_Phoenix]

*attempts to negotiate with the spider, rolls a 1, accidentally gets the spider army called on me*

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[Groggy]

EEEK! Spider!
*jumps on top of ceiling chair to get away*

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Our only available spider predator is scared of them, we're doomed.
This thread is bound to have a spider problem without @Guifrog , darn.

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[Keefur]

*Stomps on spider... crushing the floor lamp* Oops.

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[A Minty cheetah]

The tables are watching...waiting...ready to attack at a moment's notice...

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[Tallow_Phoenix]

*entrenched in a bitter battle against the spider army a few meters away*

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[A Minty cheetah]

*nyooms down the street screaming something about tables*
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[Groggy]

*entrenched in a bitter battle against the spider army a few meters away*

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*Provides moral support like Speedwagon*
"Go get 'em!"

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[Cosmic-FS]

*While @A Minty cheetah is cowering in the corner from the tables, I throw water balloons at the spider army from my set on the ceiling chair*

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[Tallow_Phoenix]

*hides behind a table lobbing knives at the spiders*
Hey wait, is this table...?
*table transforms into a giant spider*
OH NO!!!

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[Groggy]

*hides behind a table lobbing knives at the spiders*
Hey wait, is this table...?
*table transforms into a giant spider*
OH NO!!!

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equallysurprised typesquicklytoavoidpredwin

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[A Minty cheetah]

*throws a point at a table*
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[Groggy]

*hides behind a table lobbing knives at the spiders*
Hey wait, is this table...?
*table transforms into a giant spider*
OH NO!!!

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okay now I can post an adequate reaction:

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