Tallow_Phoenix
Totally not a vampire
*sets some nice, definitely not carnivorous flowers out on the one table that wasn't burned*
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*You wake up surrounded by watermelons, there is a note which reads 'We are watching, signed The Tables.'*I'll bet it's spiders!!!
*burns the tables*
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*You wake up surrounded by watermelons, there is a note which reads 'We are watching, signed The Tables.'*
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How about a lava lamp?*tries to think of a fitting decoration object*
*fails*
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*Adds some floor lamps**livens up the place with some ceiling chairs*
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That should work, that lamp fits anywhere and gives off an 80's vibe so it's the best choice possibleHow about a lava lamp?
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There's a spider on that floor lamp.
*Provides moral support*entrenched in a bitter battle against the spider army a few meters away*
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equallysurprised typesquicklytoavoidpredwin*hides behind a table lobbing knives at the spiders*
Hey wait, is this table...?
*table transforms into a giant spider*
OH NO!!!
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okay now I can post an adequate reaction:*hides behind a table lobbing knives at the spiders*
Hey wait, is this table...?
*table transforms into a giant spider*
OH NO!!!
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