Predators and Prey

[Nax04]

*is wandering through these lands*

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[Tallow_Phoenix]

*poking in while GitHub updates*

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[A Minty cheetah]

*heads out to work*
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[TR273]

*Checks in in-between internet stutters*
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[Izzy4895]

*Arctic Fox Refrigeration repairs the walk-in freezer at a Burger Fox restaurant.*

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[Simo]

*Sneaky Skunk replaces burger patties with tofu patties at Burger Fox restaraunts*

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[Cosmic-FS]

*Arctic Fox Refrigeration repairs the walk-in freezer at a Burger Fox restaurant.*

*walks in dressed as a health inspector*
We've recieved reports that you gave been serving people contaminated meat. I'm gonna need to confiscate a #3 combo meal with onion rings to take back to the lab ... for testing.

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[Simo]

*lets a really loud fart in a Burger Fox restaraunt*

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[Tazmo]

*rummages through the dumpster behind Burger Fox*

This is trash and not the good kind!

Hehe

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[Simo]

*flushes an M-80 down the toilet at a Burger Fox restaurant*

Huh...needs a new restroom!

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[TR273]

*Helps self to some free straws from Burger Fox ™*
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[Simo]

*puts glowing green dye in the Burger Fox fry supply*

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[Tazmo]

*Helps self to some free straws from Burger Fox ™*
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*helps self to all the free napkins at Burger Fox*

Thin and cheap....but free!

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[Simo]

*donates all the Burger Fox Mischief Meal toys in the Burger Fox HQ warehouse to the Salvation Army*

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[Cosmic-FS]

*Comes back, still dressed as a health inspector but now with burger and onion ring crumbs all over my face*
Sir, it would appear that your establishment is swarming with rodents. I'm going to need to confiscate a #2, a #8, three #4's with extra sauce, and an ice cream sundae to test the level of this contamination

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[Simo]

*puts a "location permanently closed' sign on the Burger Fox restaraunt and cuts the power*

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[Cosmic-FS]

But not before I get my order
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Samples. I said "samples"

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[Tazmo]

*helps self to all the free napkins at Burger Fox*

Thin and cheap....but free!

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On second thought, I’m gonna return them

*throws them on the counter*

Not good for wiping my face, let alone for my ass!

*leaves and takes some ketchup packets and straws*.


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[Simo]

*goes on a mischief spree with some of the naughtiest skunks in skunk hollow spraying random Burger Fox restaraunts*

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[Cosmic-FS]

*goes on a mischief spree with some of the naughtiest skunks in skunk hollow spraying random Burger Fox restaraunts*

Well, looks like I'm gonna need to collect some more samples for the lab

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[Simo]

*captures @Izzy4895 and takes him to a secret location in Raccoon Ridge*

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[Tazmo]

*captures @Izzy4895 and takes him to a secret location in Raccoon Ridge*

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*awaits for the arrival of that naughty fox*


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[Simo]

*converts all Burger Fox restaurants to Veggie Vulpine restaurants*

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[Keefur]

*Eats at Veggie Vulpine restaurant and files a class action lawsuit against them for discriminating against carnivores and omnivores*

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[Cosmic-FS]

*converts all Burger Fox restaurants to Veggie Vulpine restaurants*

Is this your way of saying I need to lose weight?

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