Predators and Prey

[Keefur]

*still hitting the gym, I cook myself dinner*

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If that's mouse stew, I think I'll pass. If you happen to have any mammoth steak though...

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[TR273]

*vomits*
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*Cleans up*

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[WXYZ]

runs on a platform of mischievous skunk justice reform

A year-long course on becoming an carnivore is a great alternative to prison
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[TR273]

*runs on a platform of mischievous skunk justice reform and universal pred-care*

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*Runs on platform 9¾*
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[WXYZ]

*Runs on platform 9¾*

*my head collides with the brick wall of platform 9¾*
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[TR273]

*Runs on platform 9¾ in platform shoes*
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[Keefur]

*Runs on platform 9¾ in platform shoes*
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That's tall, even for disco shoes.

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[A Minty cheetah]

*Runs on platform 9¾*
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*runs on tea*
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[WXYZ]

*runs on tea*
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*Puts you on a catwheel*
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[TR273]

*runs on tea*
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*Sips tea, become unstoppable.*
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[A Minty cheetah]

*Puts you on a catwheel*
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*nyooms!!!*
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[TR273]

*nyooms!!!*
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*Connects catwheel to generator.*
Free electricity!

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[Cosmic-FS]

*dangles a burger on a string in front of @A Minty cheetah, then plugs my cellphone charger into the generator*

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[Keefur]

*Connects catwheel to generator.*
Free electricity!

*Hooks up house to cat wheel power grid... turns on the air conditioner*

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[Groggy]

*Hooks up house to cat wheel power grid... turns on the air conditioner*

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*messes with the AC and accidentally freezes everyone in the room*
[insert clever pun about a frozen sabertooth here]

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[TR273]

*messes with the AC and accidentally freezes everyone in the room*
[insert clever pun about a frozen sabertooth here]

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[Tazmo]

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Poor Boris!

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[Cosmic-FS]

*plugs my heating blanket into the cat wheel power grid*

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[A Minty cheetah]

*starts getting tired*
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[Tazmo]

*starts getting tired*
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*gives you strong tea*

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[A Minty cheetah]

*gives you strong tea*

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WHOOOOOOOOO!!!!
~ N Y O O M S ~
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[Cosmic-FS]

Careful guys, we don't want to over tax the power grid.
*plugs in laptop charger*

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[TR273]

Careful guys, we don't want to over tax the power grid.
*plugs in laptop charger*

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It's fine, it's all fine, one more plug can't hurt...
...can it?

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[Izzy4895]

*goes on a mischief spree with some of the naughtiest skunks in skunk hollow spraying random Burger Fox restaraunts*

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*The Fox Patrol chases away the skunks and works to clean the restaurants. Not too long after the spraying spree, paddles made in Skunk Hollow mysteriously start breaking after only a few swats.*

*Izzy tries to bribe his away out of the mysterious location in Raccoon Ridge by giving a raccoon the key to the Skunk Hollow landfill.*

*BAD FOX HQ collects the insurance on the vandalized and closed Burger Fox location. They also look into how BOD FOX napkins and other goods wound up in their restaurants. More toys are also produced for the Mischief Meals.*

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[Simo]

*The Fox Patrol chases away the skunks and works to clean the restaurants. Not too long after the spraying spree, paddles made in Skunk Hollow mysteriously start breaking after only a few swats.*

*Izzy tries to bribe his away out of the mysterious location in Raccoon Ridge by giving a raccoon the key to the Skunk Hollow landfill.*

*BAD FOX HQ collects the insurance on the vandalized and closed Burger Fox location. They also look into how BOD FOX napkins and other goods wound up in their restaurants. More toys are also produced for the Mischief Meals.*

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*a certain skunk captures @Izzy4895 fleeing from Raccoon Ridge and holds him hostage in the new and improved Simo S. Skunk mischief den*

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